The launch of Hentaireviews.moe is a success. In mere months, we’ve come up from ten views a day, to peak days at over 1000 posts viewed. With so many projects resonating with our depressed, suicidal porn addicted gender-confused customers, our revenues are up. The power of free market hentai clickbait memes, is empowering us to deepen the oppression of our writers, with salary increases. You can expect an increased output of reviews of the newest Japanese sextoys, and fappable games. Get hype.

How do you apply to write for Hentaireviews.moe? You put your dick down, throw the dildo in the locker, and write an email at otakuapologist@gmail.com. If you want, you can attach your credentials as attachments. I will ask about those things if you don’t, but I don’t really care either way. If you’re motivated, you’re able to learn from feedback. If you’re motivated, you will do the hours. Writing about shit that gets your juices running, is not rocket science. Just write until you’re good at it.

That said, people who are struggling with basic grammar, probably know in their hearts, they can’t do this kind of gig. I’m gonna make you rewrite your piece so many times, you’re just gonna kill yourself.

The goal is to raise the commission per review, to somewhere between $50 and $100 during 2018. That’s the sum I was paid for writing, back when I freelanced for local newspapers. In the ideal world we can pay enough to gauge full-time commitment from a select few particularly productive individuals. That’s a long ways from now, but it’s what I strive for. Nothing else matters to me more than creating new jobs, into an economy raped by the central bankers, and their devil-worshipping socialist minions.

You faggots are not poor because of capitalism. Central banks that control the economy, are a communist invention.

The props for the salary increase goes to our fans, scattered across the web. It’s sometimes hard to keep tabs on you all, when you’re following my splintered social medias, and my five different websites. I hope that you’ll take a moment to email subscribe to our site, so we can keep touch. Hentaireviews is now the central site for the entire Otaku Apologist empire.

The entire hentai gaming industry is slowly getting its shit together. Companies are becoming visibly more professional, and the games are getting better. My gripe since 2016 has been the utter destitute of the quality of the games. As we wittness with epic releases like Narborion by Night, the entertainment potential for sex games is great, but we need better dialog between fans, reviewers, and companies, to improve the industry as a whole.

Death to the bankers!! Long live free market capitalism!!

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