Catgirl Hentai Game Review: NEKO-NIN exHeart 2

Written by Otaku Apologist

NEKO-NIN exHeart 2, developed by Whirlpool, published by Sekai Project. Released in English in May 15th, 2018. Uncensored genitals; don’t be fooled by the images on the product page. Available for PC Windows operating systems 7 and above. Available for download at Nutaku.net for $14.99.

The massively anticipated sequel to everyone’s favorite ninja catgirl franchise. The wait is over, the debate is over, serial masturbators around the world are getting their wish: More pussy-pumping leg-humping creampie-dumping action.

Did you miss our review of the first NEKO-NIN exHeart game? Read our official review!

STORY

Haruka is the master of two ninja catgirls who want sex with him. In this episode, two more catgirls join his private harem. Spoiler alert: All the drama between characters is happily resolved with vaginal sex. Outside of the girls playfully competing for his dick, nothing of importance happens during the entire length of the game.

The new characters introduced are Maya, a sexy bunny girl that Yura and Tama captured. She has amnesia, and an unknown connection to a hostile catgirl ninja in the hood called Ritsu. There’s some fight scenes and ninjutsu transformation shenanigans, when she’s still portrayed as the villain, but that false narrative quickly falls apart, when Haruka finally talks with her. As you can guess from the CG artwork, Ritsu’s true agenda is penis.

The game goes through the span of about a week. The suspense quickly ends as the mystery is resolved midway to the game, and the villains turn out to be cock-hungry sluts. There’s some domestic drama about a cooked steak, that’s resolved by feeding the bunny girl a banana.

The catgirls are hopelessly needy, and disturbingly infantile. They act like preteen girls. The only reason this game is legal in the west, is because they upped the boob and hip sizes to make their ages confusing. But make no mistake, these fictional catgirls are so fucking cute and cuddly, you feel dirty for masturbating to their tight hairless snatches collecting gallons of thick white baby cream.

The male main character doesn’t lift a finger to bed them. They jump on his dick and lick his face, before spreading their legs and inviting the guy for intense intercourse. If only girlfriends were this easy to please.

GAMEPLAY

NEKO-NIN exHeart 2 is a visual novel. You click the screen to “turn the pages”. The game is very linear, but gives out a couple choices during the game that impact which sex scenes you’ll access. Save your progress in multiple save slots, and go back to unlock the catgirl porn you missed on your first sessions. Use the skip button to skip content you already read, and activate “auto-mode” to free your hands to fondle your genitals.

GRAPHICS

The artist Takano Yuki returns in this installment of the catgirl porno franchise. His character art is amazing. The girls’ long hairs are beautifully drawn to show every flock and shine. Their bodies have the perfect proportions, with wide hips and plush thighs, and perfectly shaved vaginal lips. There’s light shadows on their skins, accentuating their soft feminine shapes. Their breasts are pristine perky, equal amounts of fat in both breasts, round pointy nipples topping them off. These girls would kick the asses of any Victoria’s Secret models any day of the week. Their eyes are large industry standard, staring from their perfect faces with a dot nose, optimized for mass-appeal.

The sprites are animated. Their ears flick restlessly, just like their entire sprites that change poses and expressions. There’s many alternate costumes they wear, like school uniforms, ninja costumes, and casual dresses. The camera moves dynamically, especially when the catgirls fight each other in fast-paced ninja battles.

The backgrounds look ultra realistic, the kind you only see in high budget animes. The street where Haruka lives in, is a cozy little neighborhood with paved concrete roads. The hood is chill, not even grumpy old folks give these kids shit. The days are always sunny, and the nights clear. This is why ghetto fappers love their anime: No drugs, no hoes, no popos killing bros.

MUSIC

The opening song in the main menu, is a fast-paced drum and electric guitar mashup that keeps pumping happiness in your face. The beat doesn’t stay still for one second. It’s basically just noise.

The song that plays during dialog scenes at daytime, is a soft melody with a gentle flute, drums, triangle, and keyboard. The highlights of the song include cheerful twinkle effects, like something you hear in Nintendo games. It’s the most forgettable song in the known universe.

The sex scene music is a lullaby for toddlers. Imagine a slow melodic wave penetrating your one ear, and gushing out the next. It’s not a romantic song, but like something pedophiles listen to on ipod while molesting their under-aged cousins. This game will be our little secret.

I played the game for days, but as I tried to summon memories of the songs, I hit blank. I had to re-listen all the songs to write about them. It’s the most inoffensive happy poppy eroge soundtrack ever.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

The Japanese female voice actresses sound illegally young in this pornographic catgirl game. I was massively disturbed by their whiny-ass shrieks, while Haruka devastated their hungry, pulsating cunts with his alpha male cock. All the girls sound approximately the same with their overly cutesy way of speaking. Their voices differ as much as sugar, and glucose syrup. You can taste the most minor differences, but ultimately your body is accumulating numerous toxic substances into your fat tissue.

I especially enjoyed Maya, the bunny girl’s voice while she sucked a banana, and later, Haruka’s penis. The outwardly prude asian actresses have no shame stopping them from simulating the hundreds of times they’ve deepthroated the cocks of their many boyfriends.

The game has tons of sound effects. There’s sounds like the clang of steel blades clashing, explosions, comedic wooshes when someone jumps or gets thrown. There’s also light tapping sounds when Haruka plows their pussies, drowned out by the voice-acting. Overall, the audio is very professionally done.

Normal dialog scenes feature the girls acting in cat-like ways, giving out flirty animalistic sounds. Yes, the catgirls will say meow on occasion. These scenes work great as emotional build-up for the eventual hardcore porn.

HENTAI

NEKONIN exHeart 2 is visual novel erotica, with top of the line Japanese voice actresses howling their lungs out. The nekos are young, needy, and fully dedicated to the art of getting fucked. They reference their ninja training in dialog, insinuating very clearly, that they were trained to service their master’s sexual needs. Considering the obvious young ages of these girls, this insinuation raises many disturbing questions.

The sex scenes feature a moving camera that zooms in and out at key moments, to make the porn more dramatic. The camera work during the entire game was very dynamic, and it felt more like watching an anime than a visual novel. There’s several alternate slides for each scene, with the dick out, dick in, and two slides for when the cumshot takes place, and the creamy aftermath. Some scenes that feature multiple girls, also have two CGs with their variants. The facial expressions on the girls change a ton during a scene. The emotions on the women change from charming smiles to dick-melting eyes-closed blushing with a gaping mouth.

I busted several nuts at NEKO-NIN exHeart. After so much dull dialog, and relentless cocktease, my boner was bound to burst. The content was not the most realistic. The male splurged an unrealistic amount of seminal fluids on the young girls’ luscious bodies.

CONCLUDING WORDS

NEKO-NIN exHeart 2 is an escapist fantasy, that takes your mind off the madness of the world. If you’re looking for an erotic story that’s deep, dark, and complex, you won’t find it here. This game is for people who want to de-stress, and relax their minds and genitals by immersing themselves in a happy feel-good daydream.

Highly recommended for male and female fans of catgirls. Download NEKO-NIN exHeart 2.