Written by Rastafoo69, edited by OtakuApologist
“I Want to Get Married. Shall we Begin with Sex?”, a vanilla hentai game developed by circle MugCat. Released July 14, 2018. Download on DLsite.com for $8.00. For PC Windows. No voice acting. Censored genitals. Free demo available. Download the English fan translation patch.
Regina is a desperate woman. She’s the last single girl in her entire village! With no other options, she decides to leave home and search for the perfect man to marry! Of course, she needs to see if they’re good in bed first!
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STORY
Regina is getting older and she still hasn’t found a man! She’s always been the bridesmaid, but never the bride. All of that will finally change as she leaves the village in search of the perfect man!
The story cycle repeats at least ten times. Find an attractive guy, offer him sex, and then he’ll refuse to marry you! As a sad and desperate woman, you have no choice but to continue searching for the perfect man.
The writing is hilarious! The trope of the desperate woman approaching middle-age creates a slew of funny situations. For example, when Regina is invited inside and says “You have such a lovely home, I could totally imagine myself living here”. Her desperation for a husband makes her say such crazy things, I was often laughing out loud.
The game ends when Regina decides no human man is good enough, and she can only be satisfied by the Demon King. In the end, she fucks him to death and becomes the new Demon Queen! Since that day, men have been disappearing all over the world, kidnapped to be Regina’s love slaves! It’s silly and random, but it fits the character perfectly!
GAMEPLAY
“I Want to Get Married” was created with the RPG Maker game engine. Use the arrow keys to navigate. Press “Z” to confirm your choices. The gameplay is simple, which matches the relaxed and silly story.
The game will take a minimum of an hour to complete. It’s very short. Most of the game is spent walking around town talking to men who might be good husbands. Occasionally there is a battle, but your character starts out incredibly strong and cannot take damage or level up. The game is a very linear experience.
GRAPHICS
The art is Japanese anime style. Regina is the only fully illustrated character in the entire game.
There are 48 CGs in total for a total of 12 scenes. Each scene features four photos each. You got variants showing penetration, sweating, and creampies.
All CG images will be unlocked once the game is completed. In fact, free roam is disabled, and the player is confined to the recollection room. From there you can review the scenes or simply the artwork alone.
The game world is a moderate size, but pretty empty. There are no random encounters or secret locations. Simply exit a town to see the world map, and navigate to the next area in search of suitable husbands.
Regina has long blonde hair, a tan dress, a leather corset, and big blue eyes. Her appearance never changes throughout the game, but that’s fine, because the story is well paced and short.
VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)
“I Want To Get Married” has no voice acting.
The sound effects are borrowed from the Stock RPG Maker library. The sound of a punch to a door creaking, every single sound is placed appropriately and never over-used. The total lack of originality in the audio department is disappointing.
MUSIC
The soundtrack has 24 songs in total, none of which are original. The use of the stock RPG Maker library would have been acceptable, if not for the choice to use incredibly common tracks. “Town Music 1” is used in RPG Maker games so often, I could re-produce from memory at this point! I ended up muting the game.
HENTAI
There are 12 sex scenes, and 48 CG images. The primary focus of the game is vanilla hentai sex, usually in the missionary position. All scenes are compulsory and played in a linear order.
Regina has sex in doggystyle, the missionary, she gives titjobs, and blowjobs. All the common positions are shown at least once in this game. The only “kinky” scene is a very light bondage scene where Regina is dominated by a man who tied her up.
When Regina finds a man she likes, she begs for a creampie and says “I want your baby”. Her desperation to tie him down with a marriage is hilarious, because it’s always clear she’ll find some flaw with the guy and kick him to the curb! She never gets impregnated, so she’s always quick to find another man to try and fertilize her last egg.
Regina fucks every kind of man you can think of: NEETS, rich guys, effeminate men, dominant men, and everything in between. Chances are, you’ll find your personality type in the game, and be able to roleplay that Regina is speaking to you directly. This variety of personalities and sex partners sets this game apart as a unique and fun experience to play.
CONCLUDING WORDS
“I Want To Get Married” is a fun little hentai game about a desperate woman trying to find a man. The graphics are nice and the gameplay is simple. With tons of hilarious dialogue and unique sex partners, this game is joyous.
I recommend this to hentai fappers. Download I Want To Get Married. Also check out our review for Ninja Maidens!
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