Written by Otaku Apologist

Cunt Wars, the smash-hit hentai card game by Hooligapps received a new patch around the 30th of July 2018. The developer added two new PVE game modes with loot rewards, some balance tweaks, and more boobies. This game is available for PC internet browsers.

Note that this game is called “Chick Wars” on the front page of Nutaku.

The in-game female characters are finally undressing. There’s also more dicks and tits in the backgrounds.

The new PVE game modes are “The Pit”, where you fight super powerful bosses with your entire deck. You better upgrade your commons and rares too if you want the loot. The second new game mode is “The Divine Arena”, which lets you battle with a pre-made deck that conveniently advertises premium features of the game. The rewards for both PVE modes are loot chests, though there’s a “cooldown” for how often you can claim said rewards.

I took the time to celebrate this patch by spending my 7000 accumulated gold dust into boosting my minions. I was tired of grinding leagues 12 and 11. In half an hour, I traumatized every nerd like we were back in the hallways of high school, reached league 10, and unlocked the permanent bonuses that came with it.

Gold dust is gained from completing daily quests, Journey, and many other sources. The boost lasts only a day.

If you haven’t read my review of Cunt Wars, check it out. We’re promoting the shit out of this game to afford the continued production of our original comics, and game projects. Start playing today so I can destroy you on the ladder.