Written by Otaku Apologist

Yoko Littner is the ultimate waifu cum dump. The popular fan service girl from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Yoko’s staying power is on the same level as Rias Gremory. She’s one of the more popular cartoon babes for empowered western girls to cosplay as for easy male attention.

When I was just getting into otaku shit, before companies started to throw the products at me for free, I shopped online for sextoys. I bought a hug pillow cover with Yoko’s image. Over the years, I’ve had sex with the pillow several times. After I finally got my dick inside a real woman, I can honestly say pillow sex produces better orgasms. It all depends on the length of foreplay and the quality of the partner, but generally speaking, if good orgasms are all you’re chasing, a hug pillow drains your balls at a more consistent rate than random hookups.

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