Hentai Clicker Game Review: Fap Titans

Written by Otaku Apologist

Fap Titans, a free hentai clicker game developed by Hooligapps. Released in 2016. Play for free at Nutaku.net. For PC Windows internet browsers. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

Thanks to the successful worldwide indoctrination campaign by the United Nations and the banking caste, western men and women these days have no morals, no values, no standards for their sex partners, and certainly no standards for their off-time entertainment. Fap Titans is one of the most commercially successful hentai clickers around.

STORY

Hooligapps has always been terrible with their storytelling. These guys just don’t give a flying fuck. The story is told in comic strips that are so short, you have no idea what’s happening in the overall plot. I have nothing more to say.

GRAPHICS

This game is one ambitious modern art project. It’s very bright and colorful, like a children’s cartoon. The color scheme encompasses every stripe of the rainbow. It’s stimulating, for sure, but a little over the top. I personally prefer clean interfaces with limited colors, so that navigation is easy, and making sense of things is easy at a glance. The artwork is cool looking, especially the boss art. But the enemies are always stretching in addition to moving awkwardly in response to your clicks, it makes the overall presentation feel cheap. The graphics also load sluggishly when checking out tabs, like the Guild Base, which took me personally about 3 seconds to fully load all assets.

GAMEPLAY

Fap Titans is a clicker. You smash your mouse button while pointing at various monsters on screen, until they drop dead. Everything else is just sugar coating on top of a shit sundae. Granted, there’s a lot of damned sugar. For example, the loot you gain includes items that let you upgrade your clicking DPS, your harem DPS, your gold gain, etc.

You hire new mercenary girls to help you at clicking the monsters. The girls spam click automatically, and they continue their work even while you’re offline. Your own damage per click also goes up when you level up your girls. You will also unlock new cooldown abilities as you go, which greatly help at beating boss monsters.

You gain gold and other resources from killing monsters. You spend the gold to upgrade your mercenaries, and the buildings in your Guild Base. While this sounds simple, the game is rather convoluted with its resource management system. Once you unlock the “Guild Base” and its many buildings, you’ll see what’s up. You have all kinds of buildings for various purposes, which you can upgrade. You can increase your resource gains, your damage, your warehouse size, and more.

Occasionally you’ll have to fight a big boss monster with a large health pool. It’s just a DPS check. You have to kill it before the timer runs out. Then, you get to farm more powerful monsters that yield better rewards.

MUSIC

Fap Titans has no musical score.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

This game has no voice acting or sound effects.

BUSINESS MODEL

Fap Titans is free to play. You can buy the game’s premium currency “diamonds” in the in-game shop. You get a surprisingly low amount of value for your money, as every dollar is only about 10 diamonds. For reference, you can instantly buy 6 hours worth of gold with that. It’s a big chunk of coin, but your expenses are quite infinitely scaling as well. There’s also tons of upgrades you can buy with diamonds in the Guild Base.

HENTAI

The hentai content needs some serious improvement. While the game tries to show titties as often as possible, the enemies are seldom sexy ladies. The enemies are what you’re mostly looking at for the bulk of your game-time. You can undress your girls when you upgrade their powers, but the art makes them look so small, it’s not a quality sexual experience. And the comic style strips just ain’t that good with the art. I was also able to access one animated sex scene, but it was over before the girl got penetrated. It was sad, because she really, really looked like she wanted that dick!

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CONCLUDING WORDS

Fap Titans is a mixed bag. It has some great ideas and systems that make it a slightly more invested experience than the average clicker. It’s quality is dragged down by the lackluster visual presentation, the lack of a soundtrack, and the lack of voice acting and sound effects. The hentai content should be sexier, the girls should be hotter, and the interface ought to look less of a children’s coloring book.

If you’re curious to see one motherfucker of a mess, start playing Fap Titans.