3D Porn Video Review: No Gods, No Kings

Written by Mistress Valentine, edited by Otaku Apologist

Produced by Lord Aardvark and released November 2019, No Gods, No Kings is a 3D animated short featuring the character of Elizabeth from the Bioshock franchise partaking in some very lewd extracurricular activities after she wakes up back in the ‘Rapture’. The short is approximately ten minutes long. Fully voiced in English. Genitals are uncensored.

Fetishes: Nudity, casual, big tits, prostitution, blowjob, anal, boobjob.

STORY

Elizabeth wakes up in the ‘Rapture’, a mysterious location where she is greeted by two posh characters who inform her they have no idea how she arrived or what she’s meant to do now that she’s here.

She muses that the only way to get out of the Rapture is to go through it, but she’s a lazy bitch who doesn’t want to work for the cash needed. She enters a clothing store and dresses up in a slutty outfit before telling the manager she’s strapped for cash, but she’s willing to ‘work’ off what she owes him.

The poor schmuck is hesitant, but after Elizabeth hoists up those big ol’ titties of hers, it’s game over. Elizabeth spends the rest of the animated short shaking her boobs and flooding her baby-making oven with the store owner’s spunk.

The video is incredibly well written with a straight-forward plot. The scenes establish the world for the audience. The dialogue is sharp with loads of sexual subtext, both open and stealthy.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

SilkyMilk provides the vocals for Elizabeth. Her performance does the character justice. She injects her lines with just the right sexual emphasis to make the character ‘cum’ alive during her scenes. Her moans are intoxicating, and her lewd dialogue hits just the right sexual notes to make any viewer bust a nut.

Leo Greystone provides the voice for Shopkeep, a man lucky enough to fuck Elizabeth. Unlike other male voice overs, I genuinely enjoyed Greystone’s toned down approach. He isn’t hammy or over-the-top and his dialogue got a few genuine chuckles from me.

Being an animated short, “No Gods, No Kings” is chalk full of sensible sounds effects that make the scenes feel realistic. Some of these sounds are more subtle and harder to appreciate on first watching. You have easily recognizable effects like the crowds of people wandering around Rapture or Shopkeep driving his cock deep in Elizabeth’s pussy. There’s also more subtler sounds like the realistic fabric movement of Elizabeth’s top as she pushes up her boobs. The audio is very sexy.

MUSIC

The musical score is decent. Most of the soundtrack is copy-pasted from the Bioshock franchise which adds another layer of realism to the short. The musical score also successfully puts the viewer’s mind in a 1920s setting. Songs are not distracting but interchangeable. Musical score is limited and not varied.

‘Welcome to the Rapture’ uses violins and piano to create a claustrophobic melody full of suspense. ‘Burial at Sea’ is a cabaret number which sounds like it’s being played on an incredibly old vinyl and harkens back to the earliest cabaret performances. It’s sung in French and uses slow violins and piano.

‘Harlem Nocturne’ is the only song not linked to the Bioshock franshice. It is a jazzy number that incorporates saxophones, slow piano and other flute instruments to create a classic 1920s noir sound.

‘Lutese’ is an accordion-heavy song that uses slow violins and other flute instruments to make another suspenseful track, akin to something you’d hear in the opera.

ANIMATION

Lord Aardvark makes animations using Valve Corporation’s Source Filmmaker. This gives the content a high-quality video game look with an impressive rendering and attention to detail. No Gods, No Kings is no different.

The overall quality is top tier with Lord Aardvark injecting his short with a healthy dose of colour but making the animation feel more like a film noir. The segment has strong colours with shifting levels of detail. The exterior of the Rapture contains few details while Shopkeep’s store is customized to the brim with clothing.

Elizabeth’s boobs are huge enough to sandwich the world’s biggest cock. The model is well rendered. Genitals look normal. The animation has a chocolatey feel. Lord Aardvark employs only the best camera angles so the viewers can appreciate just how much of a slut Elizabeth is. There are enough cuts to highlight to the viewers that Lord Aardvark doesn’t just create animations using looped motions shot from different angles.

HENTAI

No Gods, No Kings has some filthy, slutty sex and makes no excuses for it. From the moment Elizabeth opens her mouth, expect to cream your pants. If you haven’t managed to rub one out by the time she takes out her enormous fake tits, you’ll definitely blast a load once she slides Shopkeep’s hard cock in-between her love cushions.

Fucking Elizabeth up against the wall is sexy to watch with both characters giving a play by play out loud. The scene is shot from several sexy angles, but the subtle changes such as Elizabeth’s nose twitching or Shopkeep’s dick pulsating adds additional life to the scene. The sex scene is a little short, taking up half the episode.

CONCLUDING WORDS

No Gods, No Kings is an excellent 3D porn animated video. The animation is incredibly cinematic and smooth, and the voice acting oozes with sex appeal. If you’re short on time and must bust a nut, you’ll have a good time rubbing one out to Elizabeth’s little romp. You can support the development of more videos like this one at Lord Aardvark’s Patreon.