Mass Effect 3D Porn Video Review: Miranda VS the Galaxy

Written by Mistress Valentine, edited by Otaku Apologist

Miranda Vs the Galaxy, a 3D porn video made by LordAardVark. Released on April 2019. Runtime 10 minutes. Full English voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

STORY

Kasumi uses invisibility technology to sneak into Miranda Larson’s quarters to steal data from her computer. She stumbles upon a collection of adult films starring Miranda and decides to watch some. The rest of the episode is juxtaposed with Kasumi becoming increasingly hornier and touching herself while watching Miranda getting fucked by a number of sex-crazed aliens!

ANIMATION

The animation is well rendered with great frame rate and fluid motion. Character proportions are consistent in between shots. Complex animations such as standing-to-sitting positions or ripping off clothes happen off-screen.

The episode looks like a porn cut scene that could’ve easily been left on the cutting room floor by Mass Effect’s developers. It’s that well done.

Lighting is dim to nonexistent which puts the viewer in Kasumi’s shoes. The lighting in Miranda’s scenes is well done with organic light sources casting shadows that help show off Miranda’s great feminine figure. The camera plays around with different angles, often highlighting Miranda’s pussy hosting some gross alien’s dick.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

OolayTiger voices Miranda while SilkyMilky portrays Kasumi. Both performances are good with great line delivery. OolayTiger steals the show by moaning like a cock hungry wild animal, eager to be filled and pounded. Some of the lines sound generic but this is the fault of the script and not the actress who manages to make every line sound as dirty as humanly possible.

Sound effects are limited since the nature and plot of the episode doesn’t allow for a lot of sound effects to be used. Kasumi’s stealth tech has its own noises. Other sounds include buttons being pressed and doors opening and closing. There are a couple of sex noises such as cocks rubbing against one another, and the cute squishy sound of vaginal sex.

MUSIC

The episode is devoid of music for the most part. The only piece of music is a generic rave number that plays over the footage of Miranda dancing and showing off her ass at the start of the episode.

HENTAI

The sex is good, but tame. Miranda’s pleas for the aliens to fuck her hard and rough and treat her like a slut often feel like the episode is acknowledging the lack of fast paced, visceral thrusting that hardcore porn animations normally include. The aliens play with Miranda’s body, teasing her while showing dominance by not allowing her to cum, making her beg for it.

In other scenes Miranda’s pussy is hosting three alien clocks at the same time but the thrusting is slow. In another scene Miranda has to egg one alien with a cock as long as a leg to just drive the thing into her. The scene is slow as the alien carefully inserts his dick.

The result is a tamer sexual encounter that sounds more violent and visceral than it actually is. 

CONCLUDING WORDS

Miranda VS the Galaxy is good fap material, but doesn’t compare to some of LordAardVark’s other creations. The voice work and animation is good and you’re sure to rub one out watching either Kasumi or Miranda getting it on. You can become a patron of LordAardVark and help him create more sexy animations we can all masturbate to.

You can watch this animation on Pornhub.com.