Dead or Alive 3D Porn Video Review: Pizza Delivery

Written by Mistress Valentine, edited by Otaku Apologist

Pizza Delivery, a Dead or Alive 3D porn video made by SirDougRattman. Released on December 24, 2018. Runtime 4 minutes. Full English voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

STORY

Marie Rose delivers a pizza to Soria who is masturbating. Thicc, MILFy and horny, Soria tells Marie she is short on cash but offers to pay her back another way. She drops her gigantic tits on the pizza box – Marie tries to play it cool, and simply recites the price of the pizza. Soria grabs one of her dildos and spreads herself in front of Marie on the floor. Lesbian seduction at its finest!

After Soria has orgasmed, she finds Marie on the phone who again tells her the price of the pizza. Infuriated, Soria pays Marie and slam the door shut. Marie goes into the restroom and masturbates to footage she took of Soria on her phone!

ANIMATION

Pizza Delivery has decent animation. The poses are stiff in some shots. Overall, the motion is fluid, especially during Soria’s masturbation sequence. Marie Rose barely moves for the entire episode which makes the rest of the episode feel cheap and rushed.

The episode doesn’t have a lot of detail. Soria’s room is littered with more sextoys than furniture, which spell out that she is a sex-thirsty slut, but nothing else. Similarly the hallway where Marie Rose stands in is devoid of detail. The characters are well rendered with the graphics looking straight out of a PS2 cutscene.

Soria’s breasts heave with each movement while her legs flail in the air as she masturbates. Some of her motions using the dildo feel stilted. Both characters have excellent mouth movement with expertly synced lips.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

The actresses don’t just moan into a microphone. The dialogue is funny and well delivered. Both actresses’ get to flex their throat muscles while their characters pleasure themselves with their fingers and sextoys. The moans are sexy, but combined with the tame sex antics taking place onscreen, the episode is somewhat forgettable.

The sound effects are on point with just about every action making the appropriate sound. You hear doors opening and closing, rustling on the carpet and sextoys stroking clits. Even the pizza box makes a sound when Soria rests her tits on it.

MUSIC

The episode features two songs which replay multiple times. Both tracks enhance the mood of the saucy action taking place on screen.

The songs in Pizza Delivery have a classic late 80s feel. Both tracks rock a juicy beat, with high energy and powerful vocals. The lyrics are catchy! The episode features dramatic pauses, stopping at moments to highlight a character’s surprised reaction, etc.

HENTAI

The sex in Pizza Delivery is somewhat uninteresting. There’s only two short scenes featuring Soria and Marie stroking their tight little cunts. There’s no variety, and the four minutes of the episode are quickly spent. Sexual actions feel repetitive and distracting from the clever humor the episode successfully incorporated into the script. The girls never get to have sex together.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Pizza Delivery takes too long to get started with the sex, especially considering the length of the episode. Had this episode been longer or featured something other than two women fucking themselves in the same way, that would’ve been dandy.

You can watch this animation on Newgrounds.com.