Written by Mistress Valentine, edited by Otaku Apologist
The Witchers: Wild Cunt, is a porn parody game developed by RanliLabz. Released Apr 20, 2020. For PC Windows and Mac OS. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals. Visit the developer’s Patreon page.
Geralt is too busy being the poster boy of a super franchise to look after Princess Ciri. He asks Triss Merigold to take care of her. What he doesn’t know is that his beloved Triss is actually an irresponsible sex fiend who will take every opportunity to have sex with Ciri!
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STORY
The game follows Ciri. She’s being taken care of by Triss Merigold, her friend and tutor, and soon, sex partner! One of Triss’ spells goes awry and transports Ciri to her chambers with loosened clothing. Ciri points out that Triss’ tits are hanging out but the tutor takes the opportunity to teach her pupil about the pleasures of the flesh. The two women take a bath and feel each other up, when suddenly, Ciri’s orgasm rips a hole in time and space and transports them onto a bed in a new castle. Triss conjures a cock for herself and starts plowing Ciri’s pussy.
The two are transported again into a new setting, along with the bed. They continue their educational student-teacher sex session like nothing is amiss. Unbeknownst to them, Yennifer, who is the owner of the bed they accidentally stole, vows revenge on the two lesbians.
I enjoyed the writing in The Witchers. Ciri and Triss have no useless depth as characters, they are simply mindless sexual objects with fantastic fuckdoll bodies. Ciri has never taken a cock in her mouth before, and quickly becomes addicted to sex after getting a taste. Triss has no reservations about entering an illicit relationship with her, despite all the ethical conflicts with that. The plot for the story is simple, but efficiently told. The pacing is excellent with emphasis on porn over plot.
The story is dialogue-heavy with very little descriptive text. The Witchers is full of lewd sexual encounters. Sex scenes are lengthy with plenty of dirty dialogue to get you rock hard.
GRAPHICS
The Witchers: Wild Cunt uses 3D images and other art assets. The game is very visually entertaining to play. The CGs are high quality. The game does not have character sprites. Instead, loads of 3D models and backdrops are animated and used to tell the story with changing facial expressions. Characters are shown from lots of different camera angles without changing the pose of the 3D model. This makes it feel like the game has more CGs than it has.
The characters are attractive with realistic bodily proportions, except bust size. Each woman has large, shoulder-snapping breasts that they use to their advantage at every opportunity. All the females are sexy with curves in all the right places. The game avoids the mistake other 3D games make where characters constantly wear the same expressionless faces throughout.
The game employs special effects like magic runes and other spells. These abstract effects generate their own lighting source and shadows that make scenes feel more real.
GAMEPLAY
The Witchers: Wild Cunt is a visual novel game. You click the screen to “turn the pages”. The game has subpar visual novel functionality. At the start of the game you can choose to play a straight lesbian, or a futa lesbian route.
There are enough slots to save and load your progress. There is no ‘auto’ or ‘skip’ button available. There is no Gallery where you can view CGs from the game. Sometimes the game will ask you to make choices. These choices have no impact on the rest of the game. The game has no branching story routes.
VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)
The game has no voice acting.
You can hear certain abstract sound effects when you click on menu options. Magical spells sometimes prompt sounds, but not nearly often enough. Beyond these limited examples, the game is devoid of sounds.
MUSIC
The original soundtrack is full of wild, hard, heavy metal tracks with epic vocals. It plays on the front screen and acts as a reminder of how cool The Witcher franchise is.
The music features beautiful block flutes that join a collection of wind instruments that create a relaxing melodies. The music perfectly fits a fantasy world based on medieval folklore. It feels right at home in this game. Some scenarios feature songs inspired by Egyptian culture. All songs loop continuously without notice. The track list is unremarkable, but not forgettable. Music in The Witchers is limited. Songs do not necessarily compliment the events taking place onscreen. Songs are slow-paced with a calming beat.
HENTAI
The Witchers: Wild Cunt has plenty of sexual content. The game isn’t afraid to admit that it’s pure fap material for horny fans of the franchise. The story wastes no time shoving Ciri right up in Triss’ pussy. Triss takes the student-teacher relationship to its lewdest level when she seduces Ciri in the bath house with her enormous 3D tits. Shortly after, Triss grows a huge dick to fuck Ciri. From that point on, the little virgin gets her pristine pussy filled. The girls don’t care where they fuck, or how they fuck, as long as they fuck.
The sexual encounters are lengthy with little descriptive text. An entire scene can consist of both characters dirty talking. The sex dialogue in this game is always raunchy and will make your dick hard. The visuals are spectacular and plentiful. The camera deceives you into thinking there is more variety in sex positions by showing the same one from a completely different angle. The developers change the characters’ facial expression enough times to make the scene flow.
The bulk of the game is filled with lesbian futa action. The sexual education of Ciri and her evolution from pure princess into a slut, is sexy as hell. The game tries to feature as many sexual positions as it can. Almost every other line of dialogue seems to feature a brand new CG.
CONCLUDING WORDS
The Witchers: Wild Cunt is a great 3D porn game to jerk off. Sexy medieval babes fuck each other all over the kingdom – what’s not to like? There is enough story for hentai gamers who like a bit of plot with their porn, and enough raunchy sex to get your keyboard accidentally coated in cum. I highly recommend you check this out and support the developer, so we can get regular updates to the game.
Recommended for mega fans. Download The Witchers for PC Windows and Mac OS!
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