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The Non-Idiotic Reasons Why We’re Single and Broke

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Written by Manfred Manson, edited by Otaku Apologist

You may or may not have read the overcomplicated tirade of Macroeconomic Context to Why You’re Unmarried and Alone, but you know, let us bring that down a little from Bullshit to English.

If you really care about why our world is becoming increasingly dystopian. And I mean – care – not care as far as tw@tter.

Spend like 10 minutes of your life to answer a little question for yourself, not me…

If the homeless people under a bridge, the barista, bank manager, the tech CEO, and the president of your nation think we have an “Overpopulation problem”. And let’s say you are one of these people. What would you do?

Write some stuff down, don’t even think hard about it. Pretend that instead of the shitty job you got they hired you to work on overpopulation. You got a budget and a 40-hour work week to “solve that puppy”…

Make a list – I am serious. Grab some paper or open Notepad++ on your computer – spend 10 minutes.

Now, take whatever you wrote down and compare notes to what is already happening in the world.

You could go the long route of financing, wages, housing, dating, divorce and whatever whatever.

But just like making a cake takes many ingredients which looked at separately, are quite individual. Complicated tasks such as population management aren’t much different from making cake or cooking in that sense. It involves a lot of parts you can look at separately at length but make an entirely different thing when combined all together.

The reality of it is simple. If you weren’t depressed and discouraged, you’d keep producing little buggers. And pretty much nobody wants that in today’s world. Even you, reading this post, you have at least partly been convinced by everyone that children are at a minimum “too much trouble to bother”.

That is what corporate f3m1n1zm is for. Have you ever wondered why everybody is pushing militant girl pawah! so hard as if their life depended on it?

Go look at the shittiest places to live on the planet.  You will find that life is horrible there. However, what you will also find is that the average woman has 2+ children. You find that, even in places where society legit hates women and beats them down at every turn. Pooping on the girls doesn’t get you any lower numbers.

However, something quite different happens when you punish and shit on men. I’ll let you figure that one out if you haven’t already.

Just in case anybody is too stupid to puzzle this together. Worry not!

The gods shall descend from Mount Olympus to explain It to you, even if they have to go down to however you would describe the place these gentlemen inhabit:

Notice!

The gods didn’t come down to tell you why they are hoarding farmland.

Didn’t come to tell you what really happened on their visits to Jeffy’s Island.

Didn’t come down to tell you why they are many billions richer after telling you they will give all their wealth away.

Nor did they come to tell you how much money they made from the koof pandemonium.

What they felt was really really fucking important to come down and tell you filthy peasants is this:

(you don’t need to watch the video just play it for a few seconds)

  • Whoa, hold on! Is this “conspiracy” ?!

Not really … People around the world have been telling us about this straight to our face for quite some time now.

You see – culture was always important. Old culture was all about family values.

This isn’t a sermon, merely an acknowledgment that family was the default setting.

People were getting home from work turning on the TV and watched:

Full House, Family Matters, Step By Step, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince Of Belair, ALF, Malcolm in the Middle

If a promotion or a hire was to be made between evenly competent candidates the one who had a family was to be chosen with priority because it was seen as a point of esteem.

So, left right, and center the herd was being pushed into the family funnel.

Today – that is no more. Now the shepherds are kicking you into the – die alone herd.

 

Financiers have already started predicting how to adjust their business and make use of statistics “By 2030, 45% of working women aged 25 to 44 in the United States will be single.” Gathered by Morgan Stanley, one of the main “characters” of the 2008 housing bubble…

What can you see now when you get back from work?

A bunch of assholes throwing incest temper tantrums at each other while virtue signaling.

“I who fucked my best friend’s dad am going to rant about other people’s decency.”

A franchise that went from fighting the undead to fighting your hoe-in-law.

What else?! Junkies with hyper anxiety trying to see who gets the most STDS the fastest.

This next one, I can’t make a joke about – I don’t know what it is, and it could not make me care long enough to even find out.

So, I dare you to go out and dig deep, and see how long it takes you to find something aspiring to the values of stability, harmony, and optimism for the future?

You think the role models of the 90s were shit. Well, go compare them with today.

“The nature of work has changed due to the dominance of capital and globalization.”

No, it fucking hasn’t.

2000 years ago nobody gave a fuck about you.

-They were fucking their slaves ass to mouth as you starved to death.

800 years ago nobody gave a fuck about you as they were getting their dicks sucked while you were starving to death. Not only that, but their Elon Musk at the time felt entitled that he could fuck literally anybody’s wife like it was 2000 years ago. Picture it if like Elon Musk had the legal right to surprise buttsex anyone from Michele Obama to Becky at the supermarket, and nobody had the right to say anything about it, and if you did – Facebook banned you and during your court hearing – the bank’s lawyer says they met their legal obligation by sending you a Facebook message when they terminated your bank account and stole your money because someone overheard you saying at a tavern to your mates that Elon raping Michele was not cool.

 

200 years ago nobody cared about you, as they were having their dicks sucked in a golden palace as you starved to death. Literally, they had your sons and daughters hold golden pots as they pissed in them and the tip for a job well done was picking a copper coin they threw into the pot of piss. Very generous no doubt. But don’t worry, reaching into the pot of piss to get your payment was no trouble. You were already used to it because some of that piss was already regularly splashing into your face and your mouth.

Look at this nice fella, what do you think is on his mind? Some smelly peasant starving to death? Is it hard to see this face thinking their piss is godly and you should pay them for the privilege of having it splashed on you?

Literally, these people were so full of themselves and so demented about the suffering of others that they only snapped back to reality AFTER their heads were cut off and rolling in the dirt.

Nobody gave a shit about you like less than 100 years ago?! You have met some people who were alive back then to tell you what it was like…

If you were like a real gambler, a true betting man, would you really bet your money that this attitude has changed today:

Can you measure the care on his face?

He seems deeply disturbed that his slaves were forbidden from leaving the warehouse in a hurricane and some of them got crushed to death when an avalanche of dildos and shitty iphones crashed down upon them. I guess you should be thankful you don’t have to retrieve your salary from the toilet anymore. Let it not be said there isn’t progress.

I mean I’m sure he is a bit upset that cities don’t dismantle architecture for his yacht. https://nypost.com/2022/07/01/rotterdam-wont-dismantle-bridge-for-jeff-bezos-super-yacht/ (ye it’s not a link why give these rags a click)

But don’t worry about it, you are not needed anymore. There is a large surplus of you to be crushed by dildos. So, who cares…

P.S. there was another video instead of the following one, but small creators dissing the narrative disappear faster than copyright music, this does the job even if you don’t like that guy…

Why are you upset and depressed then? I know why. You believed that you matter to them. When their PR department made a commercial where they said they care about you, for a second you believed it. Maybe your parents asked you to believe it. Maybe your religion asked you to believe it.

-Doesn’t matter.

That’s why you are upset, you believed somebody cared, and that gave you a false sense of security. Well, now that is going away.

Really, – they never cared. You were always going to be left to starve. That shouldn’t depress you. It should liberate you. There is no one coming to save you. You are the only one you’ve got. It is scary, I know. I am not made of stone; I’ve felt it too.

You have only ever gotten anything in the history of civilization – when you took it yourself.

When you kicked over the table and told these people to go fuck themselves.

“TikTok videos on ‘Quiet Quitting’–doing the minimum at work, giving nothing extra to the employer.”

What little nerve remains in our cucked population? You could say it’s the passive-aggressive revolution in the world. Call it whatever you like.

Of course, before anyone could talk about this there are already scumbags butting and elbowing their way to take over the conversation…

OMG OMG wage gap, omg omg whamxn’s pawament!. I know everybody has been obnoxiously shouting f33m1n1znm at you so much that your ears ring now. Don’t worry I’m not launching into an impotent rant about it.

The thing is – we forget. Men didn’t have the right to vote for much longer than women. In reality, for the majority of history only the aristocrats could vote, and going back further in time, not even they could.

Do you know when and how men got the right to vote? Most of us have forgotten.

After the many pointless and bloody wars, peaking with the world wars. Men finally started asking too many questions – the leading one being “why the fuck are we doing this??”

The answer was made even more painful given how arrogant and disgustingly stupid the monarchs whose spats everybody was killing each other over.

On the brink of being told to go fuck themselves the royals a.k.a. your betters decided to sacrifice just a tiny bit and told men around the world “fine, fine, well let you have a voice, now go die and we’ll give you elections n shit.” But even then, it was too late, most of them got toppled by people who were even more vicious than themselves. Oof the irony of royalty being killed off by ruthless and uncaring people. I wonder if any of them appreciated it as they were being exterminated?

That is also why women in the military (mostly nurses) had the right to vote a little sooner than the rest of the girls.

So, is this very depressing and all? Even if you think so – it always has been. The only thing you can do is what always was available to you. Pick yourself up, and fuck the fucking fuckers.

The essence of man is very simple. Yes, I know the fembots have exhausted any patience you have for hearing theories about what real men are.

But it’s so simple that it has been forgotten pretty much:

The essence of man is  – Adapt and overcome.

Once upon a time, you had to fight off bears in the forest. Now you are fighting off scum whispering bullshit in your ear as they shove their fist up your ass. While challenges are like the seasons – they change. There have always been challenges.

Now we just allow ourselves to believe challenges are a bad thing and that they are unfair. You know, because women hate challenges, and anyone who doesn’t feel, think and live like a woman is considered to be defective. Get in touch with your feminine side. Cry more. If only you were more like women.

Do you know why orphan babies don’t cry? That’s right – nobody gives a fuck. Literally and figuratively.  A scarce staff of nurses have to take care of many babies at a time. The babies cried, but they figured nobody bothered to care, nobody came to answer their problems.

Babies. They can’t speak, they can’t stand up, they can’t survive, they can’t even escape their own shit. And yet they are still smart enough to figure out – there is no point in wasting your energy crying / complaining when nobody cares.

Why men don’t cry? Because nobody ever gave a fuck.

Did your prehistoric slave lord care? No.

-Fucking work, fuck you!

Did your ancient monarch care?

-Pay your taxes or these goons will beat you up. I don’t care it was a drought and a famine year and you earned nothing.

Did your antiquity battle commander care?

-Shut the fuck up and fight, it’s easier to cut your throat than listen to you bitch and moan.

Does your priest care?

-Bow down and kiss my feet and pay me or we will burn you alive for heresy you little bitch!

 

Does your wife care?

-No. She can’t, if you are not strong enough to handle it, whose shoulder is she going to cry on and find reassurance in? You can’t both crumble, someone has to keep the fort. And sure as shit ain’t going to be her.

8 out 10 of your children died before they even reached puberty… Well tough luck boyo, you haven’t got the time nor the opportunity to cry about it, and even if you did nobody gives a fuck, because most other people have the same problems. That is if your wife even survived childbirth, and you weren’t stuck plowing the field alone and somehow managing to prevent the toddler from drowning in the mud puddle next to the house.

… Of course, the kingdoms of Cleopatra, Catherine The Great, Queen Victoria, Tomyris, Rani of Jhansi, and all the other girl powers. They are all famous for one thing – their group therapy sessions of men crying together and being real sensitive like. To finally at long last fulfill the one true form of masculinity.

… quick glance at history …

…Oh shit… I guess not. The women when in power didn’t give a fuck either, how sadge….

Well then, I don’t know folks. This is will remain one of the eternal mysteries. Why men don’t cry.

Women are your enemy now. Remember that. They were stupid enough to be turned against their own interests. Sold you out so corporations can pretend to be their friends while they were raw dogging them, pay them as little as possible, discard them at the drop of a hat and mock them in executive boardroom meetings, just like the rest of us.

You want proof? Even when women are advocating for you. Even when they sympathize with you, even they put an effort to swim against the current to be on your side.

EVEN THEN, they spit in your face and condescend to you.

You see, the reason you are “broken”. The reason you are not as enlightened. The reason why you are damaged goods compared to a woman. Is…

Wait for it.

Insert drum roll…

Have you already guessed it?

-And the grand reason is white colonialism, ladies and gentlemen! (just play it for 20 seconds starting at 3:20)

These girls are so brainwashed they cannot for the life of them even have a genuinely human moment without the filth of their bourgeois political propaganda.

Don’t even pause to hate them. The damage they are doing to themselves will be more gruesome than any revenge you can waste your time on. The souless human labor farm will eat them up and spit them out like the non-player characters that they are. It already does.

Don’t waste your life kicking malignant idiots down. Climb out yourself, and enjoy your beer at the sunset waterfall cliff.

Whether it is a million years ago or even just 6000 years ago in Mesopotamia, when you dragged the dead body of your fresh kill next to your bed. The reason you didn’t just curl into a ball and cry after the beast gnawed half your hand is a magical vision. You fell into a trance and you saw 5500 years into the future assholes adopting gunpowder and using it to create a monopoly, that is why you didn’t cry and told your sons not to cry forever and ever. And like all children always do, they absolutely listen to their parents and do everything they say.

And that is the reason men don’t cry, ladies and gentlemen. Can you even fathom how fucking confused the saber-tooth tiger was? Prowling around the jungle… Ooo a fresh human, yummy! Bam! start slicing him up…

What the fuck!? The last guy cried his guts out as I killed him, why is this guy not crying and just punching me in the face with a sharpened rock!? What the actual fuck guys! Where is your masculinity?! Fucking white colonizers of the fucking future! God damn fucking toxic masculinity!

That is how true masculinity was lost, according to the smart girlz…

Is this still depressing you? It shouldn’t be. You have the power. You have always had it.

Make friends, make family, make community. I know it’s hard. Why do you think rich people are the only ones doing it now? There have their families, their contacts, and their cabals. They know. This is the only protection you have against the bears in the concrete jungle.

It seems banal and cliché, but it isn’t.

What are the most respected and revered men in the history of the planet? The wise kings. The people who were able to make friends from their enemies. It doesn’t mean they were weak and toothless; it just means there weren’t one trick ponies, who can just crush skulls. They could persuade and befriend. A power that has always been greater than being all alone and throwing punches.

Yes, I know it’s hard… I know.  But, what other options do you have? Crying?

You have to start making the same demands on your rulers that you make on your supermarket clerks your baristas and your gaming companies.

“Fuck you, fuck this, don’t give me this shit, give me what I asked for!”

Take care gentlemen, take care… And no, you are not being discarded because elaborate macroeconomic scams have been developed. You are being discarded because you always have been.

You merely got distracted by 50-inch HD screens jiggling cheap titties long enough to forget this…

Suicide?! Fuck that. The best revenge you can have against all this scum, kicking you down and lecturing in condescension to you;

-Live long and prosper my brothers!

Or you know, you can just be normal… If that is what you wanna do.

Godspeed!

 

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