Kink Inc, a hentai clicker game developed by Tender Troupe. Released July, 2020. Play for free. Available for PC internet browsers and Android. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

You are the mayor who ordered a trillion dildos by accident. So, you become a dildo merchant, to not be busted for wasting taxpayer money. Phew, thank god I’m safe from another Cartoon Network demon goof world. A casual game with a casual premise, and written without anything obnoxious.

We have a clicker on our hands, the writing is somewhat better than usual. I still think writing is the weakest aspect of most hentai games. They seem to never learn great writing from their peers on Steam. Or nobody thinks that they can combine gacha games with interesting writing.

Our Tender Troupe friends are from the Balkans, where you can hire a voice actress for 10$/hour, but 4 games in, they don’t seem to think it’s worthwhile even though they probably spend more than that for sparkling water in their office.

You can immediately spot if people understand what makes a clicker game good. Unfortunately for Kink Inc, their team is not blessed with that knowledge. Their competitors have done clickers, and they tried to take a shot with their own but, while it’s clean, it’s working fine, girls are sexy. That little flavor of special sauce is missing and unfortunately for everybody and not just my cynical gamer self – it shows.

Kink Inc is trailing near the bottom of the landing page so it’s not doing too well with players either.

Sound-wise it’s bare bones, in this day and age if you can’t afford good sound, there are plenty of sound pack services that you can cherry-pick to put together decent enough music and sound effects for a sexy clicker game. But then, Europeans seem to think even less of the atmosphere than Americans nowadays. That is why European cinema is usually a dry and melancholic affair with a typically poor mood. Even though Titans like Hans Zimmer are European.

Between that and the 5000 American movies a year with various hair colors of Womens Oppression Olympics, we’re really really short on entertainment. You can scold me for getting distracted here, but the gameplay is struggling to keep my attention.

Much unlike the traditional clicker game:

I can make a very long essay about the subtleties of clicker games, but you, dear reader, want to know if the tiddies are good. So – Yes, they are. If you like that art style it’s as pretty as ever. Their illustrators know how to compose and then draw pretty things to look at. Sadly, they haven’t found it necessary to find or train an animator so, while others produce crappier games than them, they can usually boast much more vibrant environments than Kink Inc.

This is the first time in a gacha game where I thought the gacha-pull “portal” was very underwhelming. It’s some boring ass briefcase. Who thought that people paying money to roll a loot box would be happy to see that, is a genuine mystery, but the same person has clearly gone on a spree of lackluster visual decisions, which have left the game wanting in many small, but key areas.

Kink Inc is not shy about hentai content, so if you do like it, there are plenty of girls to go with, the clicker isn’t too demanding, so you can mostly focus on your hentai and service it with few clicks here and there. At least automations are available and you can do most of the collecting passively.

I guess the amount of people who play these games on their phones is growing because these small-screen games keep popping up. As a pure mobile experience, I think it doesn’t compare well, especially to its mainstream counterparts. I suppose they thought doing a clicker was going to be easy, but as the developers of Harem Heroes and many others found out, it’s not as simple as it seems.

There are no performance issues, other than minor things. Interface is straightforward, I have 30 years of hardcore variety gaming under my belt, so I can tear it apart, but let’s just say it’s decent, and it’s better than most of their competitors. It’s just not good enough that it contributes to the fun factor of the game, and that’s a key aspect in clicker games.

If you ever wanna do such a game, copy the approach from casino slot machines, they have the presentation subtleties down to a science. That is if you are too busy to download the most popular mainstream clicker games and learn from what they are doing already.

CONCLUDING WORDS

It is a consistent experience, with beautiful graphics, a serviceable clicker game, and not too burdened by the usual microtransactions we’ve come to expect. Try it out for free.

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King of Kinks, a free hentai mobile game auto-battler RPG developed by DPH Studio. Released on September 2021. Start playing for free. For Windows PC and Mobile IOS. Partial Japanese voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

2 Computers, 2 hours, and 3 browsers later, I’m out of the tutorial.

Haven’t seen a game this bad technically in quite a while. You get into 3 loading screens before any of it even starts. They don’t always work, and on top of them, the game occasionally crashes, forcing you into the painfully slow loading once more.

Rough start indeed.

The main selling point is obviously the high-quality hentai waifus. It’s clearly where the majority of work went. There is a skeleton of functionality in most other areas, but a skeleton at best.

You are dropped into a contrived matriarchy where most men were killed, so now the girls run around in gangs fucking and beating up anyone they want. You are the son of the Queen and you get ambushed, so the “bandits” start fucking you before they kill you, but you know… You get “rescued” just before being able to cum.

New-era Disney-level bullshit writing seems to be spreading around the world quickly.

Like most people, I can stick around longer to look at bouncing tiddies, but gameplay isn’t abundant. For a grid battle game with a variety of skills and hero formations, this one lacks variety.

They don’t even have optional manual combat, auto-play for combat is all there is. I mean, occasionally I want to farm a level, but if you don’t even let me trigger my skills every now and then, to seem like I’m participating, then the whole thing feels like one giant cut-scene. If you wanna take down the healer first, you are shit out of luck, the computer may or may not decide to do it in auto-play.

There is voice acting at the start, but it’s buggy and as soon as the tutorial is over, there is little of it going forward.

Music is odd, just one-second loops in certain sections. They may have tried and I usually commend that, but when the result is annoying, I can’t really give them credit for it.

Sound effects are the same deal. Combat ones are all right, but then they cheapen out at girl scenes by reusing the same repeatable soft moan every 3 seconds. Given the level of graphical commitment and production quality, I’m really surprised by the unevenness. Could the developer really not make things more well-rounded?

Gacha mechanics on the other hand, of course, have seen more developer care than the rest of it. You have your typical RPG upgrade systems for the girls, you can gear them up. Then you can merge your duplicates, so you can keep pulling the same things out of the gacha summons, adding that layer of filler most developers love.

And naturally, you have all the supporting currencies to go with that. You can see why Kamihime Project still maintains a heavy lead ahead of many competitors because even the better-looking ones still can’t cut it – either on functionality or performance. Obviously from the resolution you can see it is clearly made for mobile.  The porting competence shows with the crashes in the browser and utterly bad mouse wheel integration for scrolling. You are forced to drag and drop to scroll properly.

Unfortunately, you can’t preview the girls you don’t have. You may say it doesn’t matter too much in a random gacha-pulling game, but I prefer to know the damage and skills of the fancier girls we’re supposed to chase.

Normally, I’d praise it for the excellent illustration and animation qualities, but these days if I give big praise to the graphics of one of these kinds of products, it could easily turn out they lifted lots from other games. Even so, as you can see, these graphics artists are getting wiser about what looks good. And it’s not just pussy, most of the art is quite stylish.

All of the girls have animated sex scenes, and some pose and outfit changes for the upgrades. Girl-wise, you can think of it as a gold standard, and it would have been great if the gameplay didn’t fall off a cliff while stepping aside for cash-shop mechanics.

Their marketing guys are smart. The game’s loading transitions are actual girl animations, making players want to collect these beauties by pulling them in the gacha.

Of course, this would not be a gacha game if you didn’t have to also pay up currencies to buff your relationships up. Luckily for you casual free-to-play enjoyers, the game is a bit more generous than the typical one, so you can get some decent unlocks if you drop its dose of daily clicks.

The hentai we want either way, but stat buffing some girl that is useless in the long run is just frustrating, I will insist on having my previews. Especially when there is a notable variety of different girls.

The combat layer could use depth. The team prep is lifted from other games, so you have your synergies, elemental dependencies, and other such buff systems. If things were more polished, I would say these systems add some value, but really, what they do is force you into more gacha pulls, so you can assemble stronger teams. I was disappointed by that, especially after struggling with the tech difficulties so long. Sore taste.

CONCLUDING WORDS

If you can stomach the rough gameplay to enjoy some free-to-play waifu tiddies bouncing lavishly all over the place. The story has 50 chapters, so there is something to go by. It is a free app, so you can just milk them tiddies for all they got as a guest if you don’t wanna commit. Try it now >here<.

Regardless how your experience with this PC/mobile app will be, I warmly suggest you also try what you can find at JAST USA. We love them and we’re certain you’ll love them too.

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Long Lost Lust is a harem adventure game with tactical combat, developed by Tender Troupe. Soft Launched March 1, 2021. Get a copy over at their Patreon. Currently just for Android (it runs on Bluestacks though). Limited voice acting. Uncensored pussy. Available in English.

The people behind Booty Farm and Kink Inc, have forged more lewd goodness that they are letting out into the fray of limited public roasting.

Usually games published on Nutaku have a tough time surviving the first encounter, but apparently this studio is hard at work adding a third title of variety to their catalogue.

I’ve been around, so if you caught our Booty Farm review you know it’s not the perfect product. It’s a Farmville-style game, a generic skinnerbox with little choices.

Luckily Tender Troupe has invited me to beer and tiddies over at their new project Long Lost Lust. Too many Ls if you ask me but I’ll take the genre change and the spicy content.

We kick off with a protagonist getting sucked and fucked for the usual cosmic reasons of – hot blond must fuck you now, to save the world. I could be iffy about that, but given how many developers don’t even bother writing 10 coherent sentences to launch their world, this is upper bar nowadays.

I actually prefer this westernized comic book artstyle to classic hentai and apparently it’s working for them, since they are carrying it over to a third game in their repertoire. So, glad to see there is more of it.

I’ve had one too many tactical games in my life, so it’s hard to impress me, but given the state of things this is among the few games trying to do something other than match 3 or other overdone game types.

I’ve been told they are going to expand their pool of procedural animations, so I expect the sex payoff scenes to get better over time along with an expanding variety of moves for the combat system.

Apparently someone knows how to craft interfaces, as even the icons look well suited for purpose, which is so rare in f2p games, I’ve almost stopped expecting decent design.

The babes are varied and hot, whoever is drawing them seems to have a great eye for variety, perspective, and general flavor. If you like that kind of artstyle, this studio has proven to create a very fuckable abundance of kinky imagery for us to get our rocks off.

I am looking forward to them upgrading to those well animated and voice-acted orgy scenes that are the high bar of the naughty gaming market.

The audio side is properly covered and fits the world. I imagine they’ll invest more once this gig starts rolling.

Get ready, to fight the bad guys, expand your harem, fuck their brains out and invest those skill points into taking panties off left and right – you know how it goes.

It seems they have been putting an extra effort into it, given the amount of different girls available right from the get-go.

“Soft launch” evokes healthy skepticism from players, but I have tasted them tiddies and are here to reassure you, it’s clearly an actual title and not the usual “porn photo bubble-gummed to a stick” type of barefoot “game” other developers try to dump on the internet.

You can give them five bucks on their Patreon – taste the virgin pussy and get priority roasting before the rest of the horde of horny fucks have gone through it.

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Ninja Maidens, a free to play browser game developed by Charmsoft. Published by Nutaku Publishing in 2019. Available for PC Windows and Android. Play for free at Nutaku.net. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

Ever dreamed of watching ninja girls break a sweat from senseless, sadistic bloodletting? These pixel babes stride a path of carnage in a morally grey world where the only content to life is sex and violence. Join the nihilistic adventures of Mayu, Minarin, and Chichiro, and let the wars begin!

STORY

You’re an insecure little bitch ninja in training. You’ve just learned to swing a katana, when your sensei suddenly sends you on a kill quest. Now, you must kill everything on your path and ask no questions later. I really wasn’t paying much attention to the storytelling, because the story was only in the background contextualizing the shit show while impacting nothing in the actual game. There were no cut scenes or in-game story sequences.

The lackluster story is told via dialog that is not voice-acted. It somehow, some way manages its main purpose, which is to make you crave to see more of these characters. Watching the girls interact with each other made me feel more attached to them. I found myself particularly hungry for more content with Chichiro. Any time her luscious boobies popped on screen, my hand slipped into my boxers. There’s just something very special about a warm, motherly shrine maiden with massive knockers in a whorish version of the iconic costume.

GRAPHICS

Ninja Maidens has a combination of 2D anime art and pixel graphics. The real-time battles are visualized in pixel graphics, while the story sequences feature gorgeous hand-drawn character sprites that make you want to jump their bones. The environments are cute, dotted with all kinds of little details that entertain. The character animations don’t use too many frames, but you never feel like a frame is missing. The CGs are high quality, with lush backgrounds, and hot anime girls in exquisite clothing displaying their cleavage.

GAMEPLAY

Your ninja squad runs through a linear course fighting enemies. You can use special abilities with a click. You can also use consumables that buff your girls, deal damage to the enemies, or debuff them. You can click a button to set special attacks to be used automatically. You can click enemies to choose them as targets. You’re not really supposed to play this game actively. The lack of interaction isn’t a flaw, but deliberate design.

You have different classes of ninjas, including healers, melee fighters, and ranged damage dealers. You can level up your maidens with the in-game currency, silver, once the girls have enough experience for a level-up. You grind for silver by killing the enemies and completing levels. It’s a very important resource that lets you buy upgrades, spins in the wheel of fortune, group power-ups, consumables, and more. Note, you’ll generate some resources even when you’re not playing.

The resource you use to level up your characters’ powers is “AP”. The powers themselves are not exactly character-specific, and you can customize your party with the powers you want, within limitations.

You unlock more characters to add into your party as you progress in the story. The rate of progression slows down considerably in later chapters, so you’ll be grinding the same old levels over and over before qualifying to unlock new content. The upside is, this game doesn’t have a stamina system. You can play easier levels with little input required, and grind towards the next milestone without interrupting your work, or studies. Note, you have to reserve a separate browser for the game if you’re checking up other things from the internet.

MUSIC

This game has a small variety of music to offer. The battle music track switches between several songs of different mood and style. These battle songs are digital, and very unobtrusive background content. The track can switch several times during a level, so even though the compositions are short, they don’t loop endlessly. The song I enjoyed the most was the victory jingle, which also came in two variations.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

This game has no voice acting. And the sound effects are basic digital fodder, nothing out of the ordinary. Clicking buttons in the various menus gives out nice little sounds. The audio design is competent, and nothing sticks out like a sore thumb, allowing you to have a smooth gaming experience.

BUSINESS MODEL

Ninja Maidens is free to play. It has the most convoluted value proposition ever. First, you buy Nutaku gold with real money, you buy crystals with Nutaku gold, then you buy silver with crystals, which buys level-ups, power-ups, and other goodies. Each character level-up costs more, and more. Higher tiers of crystal purchases come with bonus crystals. If you decide to support the developer, you’ll have to spend a moment with a calculator to make sense of this mess.

HENTAI

During my first playthrough, I discovered only one scene. After I completed the game, which barely took a few hours, the difficulty spiked up in “New Game Plus” mode. I also started unlocking sexy scenes for the characters. The system is gated such that by playing more, you see more booty. My second session was spiced with several juicy scenes with gorgeous artwork and smooth animation. If only the game had competent voice acting, my penis would be very, very happy.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Ninja Maidens is an insanely addicting casual RPG grinder. It does everything right to get you instantly hooked and craving for more. Boot the game in a separate browser, and click yourself some easy dopamine hits! I highly recommend this game to all hentai gamers who breathe through their mouths. Start playing Ninja Maidens.

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Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored, a free to play hentai browser game developed and published by Sad Panda Studios. Released in 2017. Play for free at Nutaku.net. For PC Windows. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

Crush Crush is a strange game. There is essentially no content. Like, there’s no story, no winning condition, the visual assets and sound effects are mediocre drivel. There is only one music track. Playing this supposed dating simulation game, you barely feel like you’re engaging interactive media. And yet, I hear from my sources at Nutaku, it prints money like the Federal Reserve Fund. If you love watching your monthly Windows Operating System updates, you will love Crush Crush.

I dunno if it comes off of me, but I have been working for years to overcome my chronic social anxiety. For the past year, I’ve been hunting for dates via several recommended dating websites. But because my male privilege stands unchecked, I am spending my days playing retarded dating sims on minimum wage, rather than pounding local pussy I can’t afford. Mildly speaking, I am sexually frustrated to the point, where I am mentally preparing to become a serial rapist – it is only thanks to games like Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored, that local pussy stays safe from my white dong. I am resolved, by writing the biggest, baddest, most luxurious hentai reviews, to rake in the money to sexually engage the cunt of a fine-ass female escort this weekend. I found out last week that paid pussy is legal in my country.

Let’s talk about Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored, so I can get laid to Sassy Suckcock on Sunday.

In this game, you date several hollow archetypes, each for the promise of two CGs worth of anime tiddies. It is the least rewarding sexual experience of my life. You click the girls, or press the “flirt”-button, to increase your affection level. That’s the extents of how close you will get to fucking in this game. If you are looking for entertainment that 1) requires minimum engagement, 2) flatlines your brain waves, 3) is so safe and pandering that you barely experience emotions, 4) is like watching grass grow, then Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored is your game.

For reference, in dating games, you are supposed to have a map, with clickable nodes dotting it. These nodes are usually a school, a gym, some shops, a bar to pick up girls, various jobs, etc. In Crush Crush, there is no map, only a town full of progression bars. You build up stats and grind money, to fill the prerequisites the girls set for you. Some girls like buff guys, so you gotta buff up to get that pussy moist. Some girls like smart guys, so you gotta pimp your brain to get those panties down. You can’t just be the average joe with higher than average skills in emotional manipulation.

There is no male privilege in Crush Crush; you have to become THE alpha male. To get your dick wet, you gotta git gud and be the biggest, buffest, ultra high-educated know-it-all genius, work ten jobs, a dozen hobbies, and own a bank account bursting with billions. You can’t just bribe your way into bed; you gotta invest in the pussy. The girls won’t have you, lest you buy them diamond necklaces, luxury cars, countless thousands of red roses, and that’s just to woo the girls next door. The further you get in this game, the harder you gotta hustle to keep up with the impossible demands of these modern day princesses.

This game has a gay version! Read our review of Blush Blush.

Behold, beta boy. These are all my hobbies, I am everywhere, on every timeline, I am Doctor Manhattan. Not a single hour of my day is wasted on unproductive activities. My available hours per day are marked by “time blocks”. Each hobby takes 3 time blocks, and jobs can require 1-20+ time blocks. More time blocks are unlocked by getting relationship levels, job promotions, and dicking around.

The object of the game is to become Friedrich Nietzsche’s uberman, and unite the Eurasian continent. Imagine Flash and Clark Kent had sex and birthed a son that looked like a white male blob. As you grow, you get faster, stronger, and soon you can date 10 girls at once, do 20 jobs and 12 hobbies at the same time. You are unstoppable, the Literal God among men.

The game saves your progress automatically when you close your browser, and continues playing while you are away. You can store up to one week’s worth of progress, before you gotta log in to reap the rewards. This is a core part of the ruthless design of Crush Crush, that will hook you in, like being in debt.

In this game, you do literally nothing aside from hopping between interfaces, choosing which jobs and hobbies you want to skill up. Hobbies unlock new jobs, and some girls require that you’re skilled in a particular hobby. Hobbies also boost how much begging (correction: flirting) you gotta do, before she puts out. Oh, and small tip: try to unlock the casino job soon as possible. Casino requires 26 points in luck, and 26 points in mysterious. This profession is the godmode money-making job, requires only 2 time blocks, and on max level, stacks the maddest bricks in the hood; 1.935 million each ding. Yes, jobs earn you money (what a twist!), and every time you make money, you get closer to a promotion. Some girls necessitate that you are on a particular level in a certain job. Each promotion nets you an achievement, and increases the revenue from the job in question. Other effects of promotions include a decrease to their time block requirement.

The dates are progression bars. No suki suki one dolla; just a nice, phat, progression bar up the ass.

Like all modern cancerous free to play games, Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored has pandering achievements. Unlocking relationship levels, job promotions, and dicking around doing this and that stupid shit, nets you achievements. Every fourth achievement, you gain a time block. Because your faggot face probably skipped the paragraph that explained it, here it is again; hours per day are marked by “time blocks”, each hobby takes 3 time blocks, while jobs can take 1-20+ time blocks. Time blocks limit how many jobs and hobbies you can have at the same time. Achievements also contribute to your prestige bonus. What is prestige, you ask? Prestige is the core addiction-inducing mechanic of the game; your prestige bonus increases the more shit you’ve done in your playthrough, and you activate your Prestige by resetting your game in the light blue stats screen. It’s like a cheat code you enter again, and again, to boost your progression bars.

The bottom line is, and this is a good lesson for you young ones: your brain is fucking retarded. The wiring in your brain, despite millions of years of evolution, is a glitchy mass of diarrhea, that fucks you over constantly. Because the primal parts of your biological computer react to certain stimulus in predictable ways, certain types of games will make you enjoy them, despite their actual quality. The truth is, your brain has difficulty telling apart addiction from happiness. Addiction is induced on you, by pulling on the right cerebral wires; Crush Crush pulls every stop to get you hooked, and you will enjoy it immensely, for hours on end, despite the total absolute hollowness of its content. Even if the game is a blatant skinner box, you will enjoy it.

This game is not broccoli juice, it does not hike up your energy levels, reduce your cancer mortality rate, or lube up the synapses in your brain. No, Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored is fucking cancer, it’s the gaming equivalent of Coca-Cola. This game will kill your time while teaching you no worthwhile skills, nor does it provide you an experience worthy of remembrance. The biggest fault the game has, is how it’s streamlined to the extreme, that while it plays smooth as fuck, you lose the immersion. You do not feel like you are wooing females in a gamey world, no, you feel like you’re alone playing a dating sim on your internet browser, watching numbers grow every passing second of your mortal life.

Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored has, unsurprisingly, its entire business model built around humanity’s collective impatience. Save from the outfits you can force the girls to dress in at the cost of 10 gems, every item available in the store, is just a boost. When the entire game experience is about the joy of anticipation, there’s literally no reason to buy anything from the store. Yet, I have been told that thousands and thousands of people do. Depressing.

You can buy various boosts in the in-game store. You can skip ahead entire weeks, rake in promotions, money, achievements, et cetera that you would normally earn by playing the alotted time. Everything costs diamonds, which you buy with Nutaku gold, which you buy with real money, which you earn by sucking cocks in the downtown gloryhole. Hustle or choke on dick, motherfucker.

Crush Crush has a severe lack of content, unless watching progression bars qualifies as fun. But that’s also the thing; it feels like fun just watching numbers grow. But what you feel or like doesn’t change the fact that there’s no story, no proper characterization, no voice acting, there’s just nothing that would give this game lasting appeal. You gorge on it like candy, you enjoy the taste while it lasts, and switch to something else.

Highly recommended barely erotic time killer. Start playing Crush Crush.

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