Introducing Miss Churchill The Hentaireviews Mascot
Written by Otaku Apologist
Drawn by Crisisbeat, Miss Churchill is a white conservative woman from a loving two-parent Christian household that upholds traditional family values. She loves guns, the constitution, and free market capitalism.
Highly self-conscious of her race, Miss Churchill is aware of the current downtrend of white people’s birth rates. Out of principle, Churchill dates exclusively white guys. Her determination is to become a stay-at-home mother for a hard-working man. She wants to pop out as many high IQ white babies as her body can handle. Despite still being a virgin, she’s completely secure with herself, waiting for the right man to pop her cherry on their wedding night.
Miss Churchill has an IQ (intelligence quotient) of 150. She was studying for a law degree in Harvard, but dropped out to help her ailing mother get over a period of severe sickness. She had also discovered that her school was infested with insane brainwashed people who hate her race. She needed an income while figuring out the new direction for her life, so she started writing hentai game reviews for various websites, until discovering Hentaireviews.moe.
A life-long fan of hentai anime and games, Miss Churchill is a closet pervert. She’s masturbated to hundreds of hentai, and owns a big stash of sextoys under her bed for every mood and occasion.
Miss Churchill is 26 years old. While her life hasn’t been all roses and rainbows, she’s always managed to reach her goals and get to a better place in life with hard work and determination. Amen.