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Hentai Writers Should Learn to Code

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“Learn to code” is a new phrase of hate speech that the alt-right is using to bash mainstream journalists. Just recently, Obama’s funding for Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, and many more fake news websites concluded, ending a two-year propaganda witch hunt against the 45th US president, Donald Trump. The end of political funding for fake news has resulted in mass layoffs at the aforementioned companies.

Accredited Times commented on the viral ‘learn to code’ meme, which is triggering leftists so much that socialist media twitter has banned people for suggesting sacked journalists should learn a new trade skill.

While it may sound hurtful to bash journalists who sold their integrity for shekels, there is wisdom in the phrase. Having only one skill in a specialized field like writing fake news is not practical in a dynamic job market where gigs are short-term. As I’ve personally experienced as a former freelance writer, your business partners in the hentai industry can very suddenly terminate your relationship in a fit of autistic rage.

In the hentai industry you are working in a market that is in a constant state of flux. Political attitudes and social sensibilities on pornography swing like a pendulum. New rules and regulations are one incident away from getting introduced to restrict your access to platforms like Steam and Patreon. If your only skill is writing, hentai will never offer you more than a stream of shitty freelance gigs.

In the current dysfunctional socialist-capitalist western economies, transitioning to a new job is a cumbersome, humiliating process of sending applications to hundreds of companies. Numerous job regulations and taxes disincentivize companies from just hiring new people on a whim. Some studies indicate that doubling regulations in an industry reduces startups by 9% in the industry. You can waste years of your working life unemployed. You’ll be getting welfare, sure, but that money could’ve been filling the coffers of the companies you sent those job applications to. Without profit, how is any company going to expand?

If you are serious about making a living from hentai writing, as in, enough money to pay your monthly bills, your mortgage, life insurance, pension, you are wise to expand your skillsets. Even basic skills in HTML coding can save you money when you set up your own websites. If you deepen your knowledge to semi-professional level, you can start selling your ass- I mean skills, and make extra money from side hustles. Small businesses have much lower standards for hiring, which socialist policies kill off with frightening efficiency.

You cannot have easy-access jobs and a welfare system. Learn to code, I need coders.

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