Written by Mistress Valentine, edited by Otaku Apologist
Raikou Shinki Igis Magia: Pandra Saga 3rd Ignition The Animation, a hentai anime produced by Showten Studios. Released October 28, 2022. Runtime 20 minutes. Full Japanese voice acting. Censored genitals.
STORY
We are immediately thrown into a magical girl battle with Artemis and a terrifying snake monster with six tits and two penises. There is no explanation of what is happening before the snake monster restrains Artemis and shoves two cocks in her pussy and asshole. They fuck for a bit before Artemis is impregnated. Another magical shows up, Fumika, who also falls victim to the snake monster and is fucked. She manages to fight it off a few minutes later and destroy the eggs in her belly before another evil magical girl shows up with a horde of snake monsters. Fuck only knows what any of this is about. SOUND EFFECTS AND VOICE ACTING (SFX)
Raikou Shinki Ignis Magia does feature a pair of sexy voice artists. The script doesn’t give them much to work with unfortunately. Artemis’ VA is given very choppy, generic hentai lines that are cringe-inducing when you hear them. Fumika fairs a little better with her material, but there is only so much you can do in the face of a bad product. I quickly grew bored of listening to them moan and yelp for help amidst the horribly animated sex. MUSIC
I couldn’t hear a thing over Artemis and Fumika moaning and complaining. I genuinely turned up the volume all the way, but there were hardly any moments where I could hear enough of the music to discern which song was playing. The characters talk so much and with such poor sound mixing that you’ll be lucky to distinguish the original from the synthetic instruments. ANIMATION
As mentioned, the snake monster’s design is terrifying. It is the opposite of sexy. Artemis and Fumika do not fare any better. They are both cute with soft bodies, but overall generic and interchangeable if not for the hair color. As most of this episode is just sex, I hoped to be exposed to some incredibly sexy visuals. But I wasn’t. The sex is slow and boring with repetitive animation loops that left my vagina dry as a bone. The lighting in the anime was decent, but the quarry-like background felt very bland. There are at least two times where Fumika shows off her magical powers. During these scenes it did look like the studio put in some effort. HENTAI
Speaking of which, the single most important aspect of an episode and the thing that this title sacrificed so much for (sex) fails miserably to deliver orgasms. I mentioned this before, but most of the sex is simply plain-to-see animation loops. Thrusts are very slow and boring to watch and the act of seeing these girls pounded again and again and again and again will shrink your dick no matter how hard you fap at home. Then again, maybe this brainless fuckfest ís the perfect male wish fulfillment and I just don’t get it. Give it a look and maybe tell us in the comments. I’m done.
CONCLUDING WORDS
There is virtually no creativity exercised in this 16-minute monster sex anime. The missed opportunities are too many to name and the studio behind this slog fest should be ashamed for putting out such a poor product. These guys give hentai a bad name. You can watch this disappointing piece of Japanese animation at at least zhentube.com.
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- Music