Written by Quele, edited by Otaku Apologist

Aristocunts, a kinetic novel developed by Norn/Miel and published by Cherry Kiss Games. Released on August 9, 2019. English version released on June 12, 2020. Download on Steam for $10.00. For Windows PC. Full Japanese voice acting. Censored genitals.

You are isekai-ed into the game you just finished! With the foreknowledge you have of the game, you’re able to avoid all the bad endings and twist the story to your liking. Turn the royals into your own personal sex slaves!

STORY

You play as a nameable self-insert character who got sucked into the world of the game he completed. Naturally, of all cliché plot devices in this genre, you were run over by a truck. Who cares about originality when the tits are huge?!

You first meets Elizabeth, the “evil bitch” from the game. She ruthlessly whips you to do her bidding, but little did she know, you already know what will happen in this world and subsequently manage to turn the situation around. It’s her turn to get disciplined!

After corrupting Elizabeth, you are faced with yet another adversity. Elizabeth’s mother, Mirza, first it seemed like she would be creating a problem, but no-one is able to resist you and your mighty dick.

With the introduction of the main characters out of the way, the game turns into a full-blown nukige. Every sex scene is followed by another sex scene. The story is generic but juicy with its themes of corruption, humiliation, and degeneracy.

GRAPHICS

The background art is drawn beautifully, with lush areas outdoors and detailed aesthetics indoors. There’s a ton of imagery, but by the end of the game the rotation features only two or three.

The sprites in this game are simply drop-dead gorgeous. Elizabeth and Mirza have many different, sexually enticing outfits. They slowly change to sexier clothes as they get more and more degenerate! I also absolutely loved the piercings and womb tattoos. The only issue I have is that there’s no way to choose what outfits the sprites are wearing at any time.

The camera zooms in on the sprites plenty. Some scenes zoom into Elizabeth or Mirza’s cow tits, some scenes focus on their faces, usually when the protagonist is conversing with them. A nice little detail is that the mouths of the sprites move, and they blink! Most visual novel games don’t have this kind of animation, even though it really helps with the immersion.

GAMEPLAY

Aristocunts is a kinetic novel. You click the screen to progress through the story. There are no branching story paths, or alternate endings. The game has all the normal visual novel functionalities, such as skipping, auto-play, saving and loading.

The game has a few special options, such as the ability to disable face animations, pee sounds, and x-ray shots. As the English version is a remastered edition, you also have the option to switch between 16:9 and 4:3 aspect ratios.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

The voice acting in this game is superb. Elizabeth and Mirza sound emotionally driven throughout the whole game. You’re able to hear the disgust in their tone when they are talking to the protagonist as a servant, and the delight when he’s become their master. The difference in tone is very noticeable. Splendid job by the voice actresses!

Sound effects outside of sex scenes aren’t anything special and there aren’t many. Most of the sound effects are either whipping or slapping, and the rest are one-off clips, such as glass breaking, the sound of nipples being pierced, etc. Sex scenes feature splurging, squelching, cumming and pissing.

MUSIC

The non-sexual scenes feature jazz themes. There are about seven musical tracks, which loop quite quickly. If you’re reading slowly, the music gets annoying fast. Aside from that, other tracks are soothing to the ear. There’s a faint resemblance to Persona 5’s music.

Sexual scenes have fast-paced music that hypes up the action. The funky electro tunes feel like something out of a 3D action game. I would have enjoyed something of a slower BPM and some more romantic tones to compliment the non-sexual scenes.

HENTAI

This being a brain-dead nukige with a bare-bones story to contextualize the fucking, the sex must be great, right? Yes, that it is. The artwork is well drawn and features a variety of different sex positions and facial expressions, which change frequently throughout a scene. Aristocunts also feature x-ray shots whenever the protagonist unleashes his load. The endings of each scene are almost the same each time. The guy always cums inside of his sex partner, and then pees inside the pussy to demean her.

While I enjoyed much of the content, I didn’t like the shoehorning in a specific “impregnation” sex scene. The protagonist was always shooting his load into them anyways, so I felt it was forced for one “impregnation” scene to show his sperm kissing the eggs in the transition to the next scene, which is a pregnant sex scene.

Another thing I really hated was the corruption scene. I’m a huge fan of corruption hentai, so I was excited for this part. But the game cuts it short! The first sex scene already shows the females begging for his cock. How good can this guy’s cock be if the women get corrupted literally from their first stab at first vaginal intercourse.

The best parts are the special scenes. There was a naked dogeza scene in which the protagonist steps on the bitches’ heads and makes them beg for his cock. That was pretty hot. They even had a scene where Elizabeth was doing nyotaitori, but instead of sushi, it was an international buffet, served on her body. Scenes like that make Aristocunts stand out in the nukige market.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Aristocunts is a delicious humiliation-themed nukige with some delectable artwork and drop-dead gorgeous anime babes. Many, many incredibly hot sex scenes are jam-packed into this 90-120 minute journey. Coupled with professional quality erotic Japanese voice acting, you’re in for a masturbation treat. If you’re looking to rub it out in buckets, check this game out.

Overall
3.5
  • Graphics
  • Gameplay
  • Story
  • Music
  • SFX
  • Hentai