Written by Otaku Apologist
7th of June, 2018 – Throne of Legends hentai card battle game has been released on Nutaku. Developed by Super Hippo Games, this free to play game took no time at all to annoy me. Granted, my first impressions of these games are always grim. But let’s not sugarcoat things here, this game showcases the most asinine storytelling that’s only going to entertain teenagers. After surviving through the initial loading of files, the first few minutes were the kind of comedy I used to write 10 years ago. I have doubt that’s the company’s target demographic: Teens tend to give fewer fucks about the content they read, or masturbate to. Maybe I’m just an age racist.
Quoted from the game’s page:
Prepare your deck and get ready for Throne of Legends!
The hot, first-of-its-kind strategy card game where winners cum first.
Start a free game and play your cards right to summon hot babes, make them fight for you and dominate your opponents.
The gameplay itself is like any other battle card game, like ever. You play cards to “summon” boobacious bitches that then proceed to have a cat fight in the middle of the game board. The first two tutorial battles were so simple, with a fat zero number of interesting mechanics shown. I got a bad feeling about this, but like with every one of my shitty relationships, I like to give people a chance to betray my trust and expectations. Plow through enough soul-crushing disappointments, eventually you’ll find that hallowed soul mate that everyone keeps talking about. When it comes to hentai games, the same dismal success ratios apply.
In summary, this is an online free to play collectible card game, similar to Hearthstone, or Magic the Gathering. You can play Throne of Legends at Nutaku, along with 20+ other free games of varying quality.
