3D Porn Game Review: Sexbot Quality Assurance

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Written by Otaku Apologist

Sexbot Quality Assurance, 3D porn game developed by Candy Valley Network. Released May 10th, 2018. Available for download on Nutaku’s digital store for $20.00. Partial voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

Sexbot Quality Assurance was released alongside another 3D porn game called Elven Love: Naughty Rituals from the same company. The game is like every other product I’ve reviewed over the years; very imperfect. I reviewed the game on my laptop without the recommended VR headset. My experience may not be representative of how the game feels when playing in virtual reality.

STORY

In the grimdark future, women were wiped out in the great gender war. The war was sparked during President Donald Trump’s second term in the oval office, and it came close to ending western civilization forever. Feminists and their billionaire financiers were systematically routed and burnt in conservative concentration camps. For weeks that felt like forever, smoke from the pyres smelling of flesh rose to the skies, blocking out the sun around Washington DC. With the American women gone, men had no reason to do anything but masturbate and play videogames. The world economy crashed to the level of socialist Venezuela.

Capitalism in tatters, the United States military industrial complex lost its funding and couldn’t project force on the shit hole countries of the world. Soon, every dictatorship on the planet was at war. China, North Korea, Iran, and the Islamic State of Sweden were suddenly emboldened to redraw the borders of nations with blood.

From the ashes of this depraved carnage rose one man with a mission to produce a free market solution to take humanity to the stars. His dream was to rekindle our birth rates and restore our once-great civilization to glory.

That man was Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX. After years of producing zero value to his inhumanly patient millionaire investors, Musk succeeded at making interspace travel a commercial service industry. With his massive profits from running the dominant company in the field of space travel, Musk created his own space station. This space station became mankind’s first outworld brothel, where one Nameless Black Guy was tasked with fucking pleasure robots until his dick explodes.

So begins your tale as the world’s first and only certified robot sextoy tester in space. You must pump these bots in every hole. You must cum buckets, or humanity as we know it, will fade into the night like an ancient star.

GAMEPLAY

The gameplay of Sexbot Quality Assurance is focused on interacting physically with the two sexbots, B17 and B18. You can touch them, wrestle with them, even test the durability of their bones. By pressing ESC, you access the menu for sex positions. There’s tons of poses to choose from, and you can switch the pose or girl any time.

Interacting with the bot was a glitchy experience. I could practically walk through her, nab her into an armlock, and make her spasm like in the throes of an epileptic seizure. The mouse controls for moving my arms and groping her lady bits were awkward, and the results were more hilarious than titillating. I couldn’t grab her tits, or slap her ass. When I tried to touch her pussy, she went into full spasm-mode.

Also, you can cum endlessly by pressing the SPACEBAR. Yes, you never run out of cum, and you can cum at will. If the cum shower looked more like actual goo than stars shooting from a firecracked, there could be a couple perverted people out there who fetishize non-stop cumshots.

Because the controls were madly awkward on my laptop, I could barely interact with the sexbot properly. I couldn’t even reach out my hand to touch it. The varied sex positions, floppy lady bits, and the animated genital grinding loops were good for busting a quick nut, but the promise of an interactive experience didn’t pan out. Again, the experience could be very different in virtual reality, but playing on a laptop, the best you’re getting out of this game are the animated loops from different camera angles.

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GRAPHICS

The visuals of Sexbot Quality Assurance are rather realistic. The female model is beautiful in both skin colors; She’s thin but fleshy, her boobs are big and perky. Her ass is tight but soft like jello. The developer clearly focused on making the female model as pretty as possible. Her pussy is fully shaved, and not far from looking like the real thing. The vaginal lips look just a little bit off sometimes, but it’s a minor issue when you have a full wholesome female grinding your dick. Just don’t look too closely, because you can zoom your camera inside the girl.

The environment has items like a tiger-skin rug, which is used during the sex. There’s boxes and other stuff scattered around the room. The windows show a nice view of the space station. The feelings of isolation you get aren’t so bad, because they enhance the sense of intimacy. With such a sweet hottie waiting hand-and-foot for your penis, you really don’t care about anything else.

MUSIC

The soundtrack is very limited and not flashy. The beats are synthetic, and not melodic. The songs that I heard were very lowkey and not really adding value to the experience.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

Sexbot Quality Assurance has partial voice acting. The girls barely utter a word, but they moan and purr while you touch them. They’ll say “hey” if you ignore them, and “stop that” if you step on their toes. There’s also dick sucking noises, and wet grinding that plays when the girl is eating cock with her lower lips.

HENTAI

The sex is smoothly animated. The girls look delicious, shapely, and realistic with the lighting and skin tones. You can admire the bodies of B17 and B18 with the many available sex positions. The outfit is also sexy, and the girls shaped for the pleasure of the male gaze. You can fully undress her by clicking the cloth icon in the menu.

There’s several poses for oral, anal, and vaginal penetration. There’s also an option to receive a boobjob. You can make the girl dance, if you’d like. The sex positions are vivid, and let you see all the goodies. The cowgirl position shows the girl grinding her ass on your dick. The  reverse cowgirl and doggystyle show off her floppy butt. The animation for each sex scene is a short loop. Her face is fairly attractive while she’s having sex with your avatar, though more varied emotions would’ve been nice.

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CONCLUDING WORDS

Sexbot Quality Assurance is a simple, imperfect game that could use better controls for players on a computer without access to a VR headset. I liked that the menu had everything clearly listed, so I could control my experience seemlessly. Choosing between sex positions was fairly fast, and the content was good for busting a nut. I sometimes struggled with the camera to see everything I wanted, especially during any scene where the male is sitting and the girl is grinding her hips against the player’s avatar.

Recommended for serial masturbators who love 3D ass. Download Sexbot Quality Assurance.