Hentai Clicker Review: Busty Biz

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Written by Sexy, edited by Otaku Apologist

Busty Biz, a hentai clicker game developed by 3x Entertainment. Released March 2020. Play it now for free. Available for PC internet browsers and Android. No voice acting. Uncensored.

You begin as a trailed-off descendant of Lord Fuckaroy.  Your noble relatives have been wiped out and you are found by your new sexy secretary who personally gives you the news.

From the makers of Booty Calls, they know not to waste your time with 300 clicks of dialogue, so instead, you walk into a room where she is all over herself. You whip your dick out and splash her!

Not bad. Making you an inheritor to some Hugh Hefner-type lord, without too much convoluted bullshit.

The atmosphere is very much breakfast in your bathrobe and the rest of the game carries on fairly casually.

For my tastes, the graphics have improved from previous 3X Entertainment titles: slick designs, fluid animations, and pretty decent environments.

The gameplay is too casual for my tastes. There is a toned-down clicker in the middle of this. They’ve put in animations and matching sound and music. The interface seems to be made by people who haven’t really tried any clickers in recent years.

I had sound issues on the Opera browser, but considering how small the market share is, no wonder nobody fixed those.

The buttons and automation for the clicker are there, but they are all awkward to use. This is mitigated by not demanding too many clicks, even so, it will be annoying over time, if you have been to a proper clicker game before.

The phone-style chat system is really tiring for me, but given player reception, I’d say players like it enough to keep it around.

As before, they don’t make too many girls, and rather lean on the variety of outfits and getting to know them more closely.

The music works. That’s as much as I can say about it. Sound effects are better than nothing.  There are some funny-looking chibi animations in the clicker cycle, but I was never the biggest fan of chibis mixing in with adult entertainment.

So you go to an adult game – you have full-blown adult pin-up art, animations, some kinky voice actress moaning her tits off, and then you switch to cartoons fighting little pink cutesy slimes.

I am very aware of how fucking precarious adult themes are, especially combined with pornography, but come on! Half the time I’m playing these games they confuse the fuck out of me. Do you want me to sit down, pay attention and follow Dora the Explorer as she teaches me how to draw out my first ABCs or do you actually want me to have any immersion at all to get my dick hard.

Yes, I am all on board for your April O’Neil going hardcore. But, when you mix the Teletubbies 5 seconds after I went balls deep in her ass – I’m having a real hard time keeping that mind frame.

I know some people are into this. But even they aren’t getting a good deal. It is never consistent and often gets full-blown schizophrenic. It’s always scattered and nonsensical. By all means, imagine all My Little Pony smut you could ever conceive. Heck, I even want somebody to make a game about it and go all out, so you can get your fucks on. And then I want someone else to make a game that tries to use fantasy in a world-building fashion that doesn’t treat you like you are 7 years old.

Lacking voice acting certainly doesn’t help either.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Busty Biz is better built than their usual competitors. The illustration quality is nice, story is more straightforward than the typical convoluted game. I’m not a fan of this instance of the clicker game, but those of you playing casually and getting some spicy scenes won’t be troubled by that

I can recommend this to very, very bored wankers. Start wasting your life here.

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