Written by Otaku Apologist
NEKO-NIN exHeart DLC +Saiha, is not really DLC. It’s a small standalone kinetic novel, that doesn’t require that you own a digital copy of NEKO-NIN exHeart. It’s a cute $2.00 demo for Whirlpool’s catgirl porn franchise. Have you read our review of NEKO-NIN exHeart?
This game was developed by Whirlpool, published by Denpasoft. Released in November 24th, 2017. Uncensored genitals, full female voice acting. Game length is 2 hours maximum.
This DLC features the sexy human ninja Saiha. She’s the serious, intellectual type of cock sleeve. She doesn’t have long, her late-stage same-face syndrome is rapidly advancing. Poor little thing…
I have so little to say about this DLC. If you thought the first NEKO-NIN exHeart DLC was uneventful, this little piece of media is the same shit. Sure, it’s visually pleasing to your genitals, and there’s erection-inducing Japanese voice acting, but where’s the content? Nothing is resolved in this DLC, except the unresolved sexual tension between Haruka and Saiha. There’s padded semi-flirty dialog that builds up the emotions for the DLC’s only sex act. Lines and lines of dialog are wasted by these catgirls talking smack, in place of munching on penis.
Saiha suspects that enemy ninja are coming to attack Haruka. And true enough, there is a ninja attack, where nobody is physically hurt, or even verbally insulted. This game is such a padded waste of time, it’s unbelievable. But Saiha sure is cute…
The sprites switch poses constantly while you’re reading, and their cat ears fidget cutely. But this isn’t Live2D graphics, like Nekopara, and Sacred Sword Princesses are doing. The sprites are solid 2D anime art, above and beyond the industry standard. The art is what sells these visual novels, regardless of quality.
Saiha’s character hits some tsundere tropes, as she acts somewhat cold towards Haruka, while giving off inconsistent hints that her pussy might be getting wet. Indeed, she is a virgin beauty lusting for her first vaginal penetration. She gives away her first time to Haruka, bleeding from her broken hymen as the penis plows her hole. Awww…
I stick to my position that NEKO-NIN exHeart DLC +Saiha is a waste of life. Available for download at Nutaku’s store.
