Written by Otaku Apologist
Dear public diary… in a vain attempt at searching for something good to play from the endless list of games I receive for free from companies, I tried my hand at Futanari Quest. Dickgirls are a popular fetish, and this game only costs $5.00 on Nutaku’s store. I figured it’d be a nice addition to hentai-onahole.moe. I was wrong.
It may just be the stress of working to grow a small business to something that can sustain my future wife and children, but this game made me feel homicidal. Sure, it’s decently voice-acted, and it’s got gameplay, both of which are something that most hentai games lack. But there’s just something irksome about listening to a white girl talking about her big cock.
Back to my homicidal feelings. What’s so wrong about Futanari Quest? 
There’s this fairy bitch that appears from out of nowhere, explaining that the magical box the female protagonist found, is like the closet in the Chronicles of Narnia: A gateway into an escapist fantasy land, where your destiny is to save a kingdom by having creampie sex with everyone.
This so-far-unnamed world was sealed in the box because the population stopped reproducing. Time was frozen by a wizard or something, in an attempt at stopping a civilization from dying to old age. Now, by accident or destiny (seemingly the former), you found this box in the middle of the street. Touching the box made you the hero this world has to settle with. You grow a monstrous dick in place of your clitoris, and so your heroic sex-filled adventure begins.
Did I mention that Futanari Quest is a turn-based RPG?
The battles boil down to trial-and-error testing of which type of manual stimulation the enemies prefer; do they like stroking, tickling, squeezing, slapping, or something else? Once you find the type of stimulation they’re weak to, you spam that skill until she orgasms. Then you win, and don’t even get a sex scene. The first enemy I encountered was an owl. We were talking about her cheating boyfriend. I cut off her bitching by groping her tits.
Congratulations to the developer; You made your first shitty hentai game. Since you’re so obsessed with perverting the gender binary with your transsexual porn game, have you considered taking your virtue signaling to the next level and mutilating your own genitals? Diversity is our strength, free speech is hate speech. Futanari Quest is available on Nutaku for $5.00.
