Written by Otaku Apologist
Sometimes I forget how all-powerful I actually am. The life of the God of Hentai Clickbait is full of these daily discoveries. Or perhaps, I am of the few clear minds on this miserable planet who bother to read which keys to press to cast special attacks and self-buffs. Of my three matches today in Boobs in The City, I was the undisputed MVP of them all.
What’s this game then? It’s real-time water gun fights between cutesy anime girls. Your starter girl, which is everyone’s starter girl, is Akane the student council president, a bubbly, approachable brunette with jiggly 3D titties. My matches had 5-6 clones of Akane roaming the map, the games being 3v3.
I just can’t get over the fact that despite being totally first-timer, and generally a terrible FPS player, my stats were immediately superior to everyone. Maybe it was my erratic legwork to dodge attacks, or the aforementioned godhood. I do consider myself quite omniscient, so it’s definitely that.
The game is very quick to get into. You press “battle” and the system hooks you up. Within seconds, you’ll be dropped on a map with five other players. If you’re all first-timers, you can quickly gain the advantage by just reading the fucking instructions. Face-hug an enemy and press ‘C’ for the special attack until you’re empty of SP, then disengage to continue the dance.
You can hide behind things to power-up, then pop out and unload a full-frontal. If two enemies line up next to each other, you have an easy time hitting one or both. Keep pumping the special attack, mine was a three-projectile volley.
This free to play browser game has all the usual Japanese gacha mechanics, with a rather convoluted interface that you navigate a good few minutes each session, to pick up all the daily gifts before hitting match-making. You can unlock tons of sexy girls, customize their outfits, you know this drill. The music and youthful Japanese voice acting give the game intoxicating feminine energy, which you absorb whole-heartedly while playing. If you happen to be depressed and single, this game is a lift-up drug and highly recommended at that. And should you still feel the call of the void after gaming, fear not, for worship of me shall surely be your long-desired salvation.
If you haven’t read our official review of Boobs in The City, available for free at Erogames, give it a looksie!
