Written by Otaku Apologist
It’s hard to choose when you got a harem of waifus. I ended up marrying Akane, the student council president, thinking with my dick instead of my brain. I wanted to unlock all her sex scenes, despite not playing her much.
For reasons I cannot explain, I naively thought that bringing side bitches to the fray would be easy and costless. While Akane was the first waifu I started playing in Boobs in the City, I quickly traded up to the sleepy gamer girl, Tomoka. I liked her special abilities (her headphones granade has a handy snare effect) and the romantic build-up scenes got me invested. It was probably after the scene where the coach, yours truly, had sex with her while she was asleep, and instead of freaking the fuck out, she took the dick peacefully.
That’s probably where it clicked for me. I had also started upgrading her stats with my limited gold, so that’s also a factor. You want to keep investing resources in the same cutie, to unlock more stats from increased running speed to more crit, critical damage, defense, health points, you know, stuff that allows you to face-hug a bitch while spraying her.
Read my first harem battle report. You can find the original full-length review here.
When I manage to get the video production side of Hentaireviews rolling again, I’m definitely editing in this music with some gameplay footage. But for now, all you wankers are getting is an oral report. Suffice to say, I’ve had fun with this F2P gacha bullshit game. It’s a flawed experience in many ways, but to its credit, it’s a novel experience. There aren’t many competitive hentai shooters around, so I welcome the variety. Playing the same godless turn-based auto-battle crap with stamina systems got tiring on the first year, and certain companies, which shall not be name-dropped, have stubbornly kept doing it for years. They kept doing that despite those games repeatedly getting canned as unprofitable long after the audience got bored. I thought we’re all capitalists here, trying at least to pretend to give a fuck about market signals.
Anyway, the mistake I made was not planning ahead. That’s how you mess up life, you do what feels right in the moment and disregard the effects of that to your future. I didn’t even read the “marriage benefits” list, which includes tons of stat boosts.
Ability bonuses… I didn’t even notice those. I’m missing all these unique benefits from my main girl, the one I actually play. While Tomoka is also max intimacy level, after I stuffed her full of cupcakes and pillows, the wedding ring costs premium. And she ain’t hopping on my ride without one. Fucking materialist bitch. Fuck you and your sexy cheerleader underboob.
No crying over spilled breast milk. You pick up the pieces of your shattered life, your shattered relationships, and keep on grinding. It’s not like she’s gone, 3D waifus are all about dat polygamy shenanigans. Regardless of relationship status, a boy can dress ’em up in unlockables, zoom in and out. Some sexy outfits are unlocked from daily login rewards sometimes, so they’re deliciously generous with that!
I have just one complaint about this game at present time. The one map you play the actual watergun battles on is good, it’s not exactly Dust 2, but still plenty balanced and interesting, even if some matches degrade into getting your ass camped at the spawn. Variety in maps would be awesome. It’s strange how much these games spend development time on various systems and infinite waifus and hawt clothes and sex positions, but there’s only one map to play on.
Anyway, thanks to Erogames providing me with a batch of their erogold premium currency, I may be able to unlock a second marriage with Tomoka. I’ve also been lucky to draw high-tier waifus from the gacha, some truly exotic-looking bitches, so another trade-up may be on the horizon. I always want to cover the media we talk about as deeply and comprehensively as humanly possible, but I am also struggling to maintain my interest.
It’s vitally important for Asian adult game companies to realize this about the western gaming market. We want novelty. We want variety. The repetitive grindy games that float in Asia sink in Americas and Europe. The experience has to stay fresh on the gameplay sector. Rewarding mechanics are just one part of the equation of providing hentai gamers an experience they want to support financially as well.
On some days I’ve literally just logged in to grab all the glitter, without actually playing. You get two daily quest rewards by doing absolutely nothing. You get two free gacha rolls. If you got an unlockable by chance, get extra stats by visiting another pane. So that’s a problem. You reward the player so much for doing nothing, some of them will end up doing just that, nothing. Incentives beget behavior, friends.
This game has a good thing going. We don’t have many erotic shooters around. This is one of the best, if not the best. But it could still be made way better. Find this and many other interactive porn titles at Erogames, banner below.
