Written by Sexy, edited by OtakuApologist
Need for Sin (Angry Bangers), a turn-based adult RPG, developed by GETHINS. Released on April 24, 2020. Play for free at Nutaku. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals. Available in English and Russian.
It’s refreshing to see smut games catching up to the world of nice-looking 3D models. This game is what happens when the alcohol in your veins is not really bothered by everything else in there. It’s that kind of misty haze that gives birth to the strange subsection of tactical porn games. We start as a team of babes. First impressions are quite flashy and sparkly.
Then we are put on a tactical field and told to shoot the bad guys. Interesting. Something smells of X-Com? It looks good? And it’s actually running smoothly in a browser!
Usually, when people use this fancy 3D art on their front page it’s either a credit card scam or a prelude to some hastily drawn doodles on a napkin. And here we have an actual game! WOW!
A familiar face shows up and starts giving us advice. Where do I know her from? Is it an ex-girlfriend?
-Congratulations! We found a master of over-painting photos. Mad respect though, you have balls to play around with material that can get you sued into homelessness for the next 7 generations of what’s left of your exiled family.
Shameless… Anyway, we buy a couple of grenades, shoot some punks. The limited soundtrack fits, even if it’s lacking in variety. There are some sound effects. Even some random chatter to brighten the mood. Whoever made this has at least some sense of entertaining people. Unfortunately no voice actresses except for small details.
It is a bit odd when you make a few turns and realize you have a shared action pool of 4 points. You spent 3 with the first characters and 1 more with the second, leaving the other two girls in your teams sucking on their thumbs.
And then for some reason, the Bizarro world kicks in. You click on dual pistol lady there and she has a knife icon? Maybe she has a Bear Grills limited edition knife?
No. Apparently, she is melee only – what? She has this bear claw icon/ability. Must be a vicious MMA girl. Can probably claw people’s faces with spiked nails. Nice! Let’s try it!
She pulls two machetes out of nowhere and impales the dude, lifting him up in the air ala Deadpool, drops the body, and then gives it a solid kick in the head for good measure. -Get fucked, bad guy!
But wait!? The guy gets up on his feet and proceeds to play a stun animation. Having taken no damage?! This is apparently a stun move – what!? This is some grand master fourth wall breaking Deadpool can envy. A character pulls out a move so “powerful” that even the audience is stunned!
From this point onward, things start going downhill. The playfield is super shallow. The abilities are very scarce. Some characters are outright useless. Why use the lady with the pistols when the machine gun girl can shoot twice and there are only four actions in total.
I can see it’s made for mobile, but it wouldn’t kill people to have keyboard shortcuts given to four girls and four abilities.
You know that pooling the actions of the entire team has the less interesting of them abandoned. This isn’t innovation but rather one of those early drawing board ideas developers typically discard.
Then enemies start using named abilities on you but have no idea what they are because even though there are status icons, they have no information, no tooltips, no clickable pop-ups. And if the bear claw icon is anything to go by, the visuals won’t be a great help either.
The snotty kid in your team pulls a gravelly voice like a 55-year-old Russian dock worker. Any sense of immersion the good graphics may have established is gone faster than a rubber band bikini in a windstorm.
Equipping an avocado in your shirt pocket to improve your micro-processor soldering speed by 3.14% is really not the best way to maintain a sexy gangster fiction. That’s why people weren’t shooting each other in The Godfather by throwing half-eaten bananas around the scene.
I guess the automobile is hosting some team of commandos. It has its own character portrait on mission loading screen. Given the free reign of intellectual properties here, it would have been cool if that was Bumblebee sneaking behind to fuck the ladies, but sadly the developers weren’t quite so inspired.
Wanna upgrade your sniper skills? Buy a scope? Better bullets? Fuck that. Get an Aston Martin, that does wonders for your gunplay. A whole +5% sniper damage! Amazing!
They sell a tank in one of their promo packages. Potential buyers can’t really be blamed for skepticism. Are you buying an actual fucking tank or an item that looks that way but just gives 20% pistol reload speed if held opposite of the Kebab hand?
Basic consistency is something game makers avoid messing with not just because they haven’t thought of the idea of using gummy bears for ammo in their assault rifles.
Parody games can do it because it’s their gimmick, but doing it unironically is just weird in an off-putting way.
The experience begins to play more like a Daz Studio cloud asset server screw-up than an actual piece of entertainment someone handcrafted for your pleasure.
Who knows, maybe the future holds better-looking games, with less clunky gameplay, and some actual tactical functionality, not just the bare looks of one. It’s not bad per se, but it has that quality of a girl letting out a wet fart as you are balls deep in her pussy. Not exactly something folks are usually looking forward to. Most of us anyway.
That being said, people have put up with weirder free to play games just to see some cartoon pussy. All in all, this game is pretty high quality, given how shitty the market is. I guess some would stick around upgrading their avocados and skill levels to find out what’s next. Just be prepared that the healing skill may have a rocket launcher icon and play a shotgun headshot animation.
Is your dick standing upright? Good soldier, go play this porn game Nutaku.
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