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Why You Should Want A Sex Life

by OtakuApologist

Written by Otaku Apologist

In my early twenties, I thought sex was bullshit. I focused too much on the risks in fucking girls: She can break your heart, she can infect you with STDs, it costs money to keep her happy. When you calculate the costs, risks, and benefits of a girlfriend, it’s easy to come to the logical conclusion that having sex is not worth it.

These days I have a different outlook. Fucking a girl doesn’t cost that much money. There’s tons of dating sites and apps that don’t tax you one dollar to hook up. You can find sex partners using Tinder, Grindr, escort sites, and more. Craigslist used to be popular for hooking up, until they closed down their personals section in 2018. Rest assured, there are alternatives. You can also safely pay for sex if you know what you’re doing. If you want to make sex cheap, you can study seduction techniques from books and online courses, and hit the clubs.

STDs are something to be concerned with. However, if you wear the rubber while poking her pussy, your chances of contracting STDs are astronomically low. The reason most people catch bugs is because they opt out of condoms to increase pleasure. If you want to play it even safer, don’t have penetrative sex at all. A handjob from a cutie can feel better than the average pussy. You’re never getting AIDS from non-penetrative sex. Tittyfucks, handjobs, and footjobs are very safe, very satisfying forms of sexual stimulation.

You also don’t have to have an emotional connection with the girl to fuck her. Your orgasm will be less intoxicating certainly, but having no emotional connection to the girl means you’re not risking losing years of your life recovering from a traumatic breakup. You shouldn’t be investing emotionally into a person anyway unless she’s high quality, and feels mutual romantic feelings towards you. Don’t pursue one-sided romances.

You don’t need to read scientific studies that prove the health benefits of sex. You know it’s good for you just by observing people who are sexually active. Masturbation has its health benefits, but too much fapping without close human contact can hurt your self-esteem. Occasional safe sex with a partner is like eating your vitamins.

You can absolutely rationalize to yourself that sex is too dangerous to be worth it, but you’re deceiving yourself. You want to fuck and you’re probably just afraid of rejection because some bitch in your past broke your heart. If so, it’s even more important to conquer your pain and get back in the game.

Sexual relationships are not really about sex per se. After all, you can have much better orgasms by yourself using the right toys and techniques. The reason you want to pursue sex with actual people is because it forces you to improve on your weaknesses. If you’re shy, sex can be your incentive to practice social skills. If you’re currently not very attractive, sex is a good reason to adopt a regular exercise schedule. Drop smoking while you’re at it.

Sex is about health and happiness. If a nerd like me can get laid, so can you.

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Rastafoo69 November 2, 2018 - 6:21 pm

Thots begone! I’m saving my chastity for when they have Bowsette VR sex dolls!

OtakuApologist November 2, 2018 - 6:23 pm

Just go fuck.

Vit Cabo November 3, 2018 - 11:41 am

Hahaha. Thots are totally worth it, but from my little experience, if the girl looks too slutty stay away so that you don’t risk getting STDs. Some people will say yolo, but they always regret it in the end.

OtakuApologist November 3, 2018 - 11:44 am

Yeah, sluttiness usually means she’s got other problems that stem from lack of impulse control. You have to use your judgement. But personally, I regret not taking advantage of the chances I had to fuck girls in my younger years. Now I understand you gotta bottom-feed to practice, like how you slay rats and slimes in RPGs before taking on the 10/10 dragons with the plastic tits.


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