Written by Otaku Apologist
Funbag Fantasy: Sideboob Story, a hentai visual novel developed by Waffle. Published by MangaGamer. Released March 29, 2018. Available for download on MangaGamer.com for $44.95. Available for PC Windows Vista, 7, 8, and 10. Full Japanese voice acting. Uncensored genitals.
The direct sequel to the first Funbag Fantasy, this visual novel picks up from where the harem route ended. Lute Hende now lives a life of luxury and comfort in his castle. Aside from his personal harem, nobody respects him. Every monarch of every neighboring country wants him hanged for being a dickless, spineless bitch boy. Little do his enemies realize, King Lute Hende is an unstoppable force.
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STORY
Lute Hende is the king of Edelland. He’s a fumbling, mannerless, lecherous king. He’s presence demands no respect from the monarchs of neighboring countries. Virtually all the power figures on Eurodia are plotting his destruction. The plot follows Lute’s battle to maintain his grip on the throne of Edelland.
Before any drama takes place, we are introduced to Lute’s harem. These girls eagerly offer him their bodies and feed him breast milk. They wake him up with kisses, and tittyfuck him whenever they have privacy.
The backwater province of Boan, where Lute was stationed two years ago, is experiencing a series of strange suicides. Meanwhile a succubus is killing guardsmen in the castle of Bustenhalter. Also, Lute’s lets in two visitors from Lingobard who start setting up his immediate assassination.
Lute takes Shamsiel, Emeralia, and Nellis to investigate the incidents in Boan before tackling the succubus attacks in Bustenhalter. The trip turns into a full-blown sex adventure. The satisfaction of the sex scenes that ensue is amplified by the context. At this point, you’ve seen Lute’s wives service his sexual needs with passion. You know it’s just a matter of time before the new girls will crack. When they finally start giving him nut-milking tittyfucks, you saw it coming, and you masturbated plenty at the anticipation.
After clearing out the wraith and succubus incidents, Lute is faced with a geopolitical decision. My decision was revenge. I annexed Lingobard, home country of the traitors that tried to snuff my ass. The decision angered Fronce, and they placed sanctions on Edelland’s brassiere imports. Read more about this plot line in Eroge Geopolitics: The Annexation of Lingobard.
The annexation route followed Lute’s trip to Fronce, where he seduced the country’s buxom queen, Aphrodia. During this trip, Lute is accompanied by his personal cock sleeve, Shamsiel, and his general, Gladys. Both girls were incredible fucks, with multiple lengthy hardcore scenes reserved for the exploration of both girls’ orifices.
The writing style befits a porn parody. The barrage of sex jokes and ludicrous situations is constant. The story makes light of the gruesome reality of medieval politics. It’s like an episode of the Simpsons, with Lute Hende avoiding endless assassination attempts by sheer dumb luck. The writing doesn’t conclusively tell whether he’s a lucky idiot or a genius. The plot is constructed such that the jokes are just the foamy crusting. Without the humor, this would be a very dramatic cake.
While the story is light-hearted, the tone switches at the drop of a hat. People die when monsters attack. Conspirators get imprisoned in dark cells, sometimes executed. The pin that keeps the mood from sliding into darkness is Lute Hende’s cheerful attitude. He treats every problem as a joke, to which he is the punchline.
GAMEPLAY
Funbag Fantasy: Sideboob Story is a visual novel. Click the screen to “turn the pages”. Save your progress into hundreds of save slots, for easy backtracking. The plot is rather linear, and the game offers few branching choices.
The game has great visual novel functionality. Buttons for auto-play, skipping, saving and loading the game, are located below the screen. When you hover over the bottom of your screen, the control panel pops up. You can easily remove the textbox to oogle at the CGs by clicking the “X” in the textbox. You can also access the graphics and audio options easily. This is great user interface design.
GRAPHICS
The artwork is the best I’ve seen in an eroge since Starless: Nymphomaniac’s Paradise. The art is exquisitely detailed, with beautiful vibrant coloring making the experience into a spectacle for the eyes. The women have gorgeous hourglass bodies and massive tits, they wear revealing dresses that maximize their bodily beauty. Meanwhile, the men are burly hunks of muscle, or slender bitch boys with latent homosexual tendencies. The faggy villains are petty non-muscular shits who scheme to soil Lute’s achievements.
The sprites have numerous facial expressions, but only one pose. I loved the women’s horny faces during flirty portions of the dialog. Shamsiel had the cutest faces, like the “puffy cheek face” when she was angry. The sprites aren’t completely static, and will occasionally move on the screen, fly off, fall off, etc. During fight scenes, characters rush in your face, accompanied by a nice slashing effect.
The background art is so skillfully painted, the pieces look photographic. I was most impressed by the interior design of the palace in Fronce. Every room in that palace looks incredible from the decor to the coloring.
In the CG artwork, the artists’ gloves come off. The lines are thin, clean, and amplified by soft shadows that give a sense of shape to the women’s wholesome bodies. Nothing looks out of place, and you can rest your eyes on the magnificent buxom beauties of Eurodia.
SOUND EFFECTS AND VOICE ACTING (SFX)
The Japanese female voice acting is beyond incredible in this game. The characters exhibit sexy female personalities each with their own appeal. Even the actresses I found annoying, like Shamsiel’s actress who over-played the little sister tropes, were quite sexy when she simulated blowjobs. Gladys’ voice was my favorite, because she was the most direct with her emotional expression. Whenever the actress shouted, she sounded like a charismatic leader with a passionate heart.
Roxanne played hentai mother tropes with her mature womanly soft-spoken voice oozing an unveiled desire for serial pregnancies. I would’ve liked more scenes featuring her. Meanwhile, Luceria and Isis were cute, but they barely got action after their first scenes. The story focused on the new girls, Mariella and Nellis.
Mariella is the perceptive, intellectual babe. She’s acts all formal, but drops the act quick when she watches the other girls melt from riding Lute’s dick. She desperately wants Lute to make her part of his harem, and services him boldly whenever she gets the chance. Meanwhile, Nellis is the pent up conservative girl who hides her emotions. She’s soft-spoken and reserved, but doesn’t fight back against Lute’s advances. When Lute commands her into milk maid duty, she lets him suck the milk out of his tits without a fight. Her feminine voice quivered lusciously during her sex scenes, because she was fighting to suppress her explosive orgasms.
The sound effects during sex are more realistic than what I’ve heard in most hentai games. There’s tons of cartoony sounds in the mix, but they don’t feel out of place when the majority of sounds increase your immersion. The most dick-melting effects are the squishes and squashes when the male protagonist sucks on the enormous knockers of his harem. It’s perfect, because it’s quiet, intimate, and slushy. The girl moans in ecstasy while the plentiful breast milk oozes out of her engorged nipples.
The male characters have great voice actors too. While the girls are all young fertile high-status females, the men had much more variety in ages. The old scheming geezer cardinals of Vacatin, the white-haired generals of Bustenhalter, and the prideful Marquis Cuvier, were old motherfuckers with befitting creaky voices. I wasn’t scratching my dick at their throat noises, but the contrast was cool.
Other sound effects in the game include the creaking of doors, the clangs of plates and utensils, all so professionally done, you feel immersed into the world. I cannot praise the audio enough, this is the standard all eroge developers must strive for.
MUSIC
The opening theme is like listening to a farting match. It sets the tone for the meme war you’re in for. The song creates a royal atmosphere with a hint of comedy. Even though the instruments are played by professionals, and there’s no mistakes I can spot, it feels like the players don’t give a fuck how their music feels. The trickery is subtle. In the context of another game, the mood would be ruined by this kind of drivel. The style of the music is in sync with the game’s intended atmosphere.
The musical tracks featured in the sex scenes are perfect for the time period. I cannot name these ancient instruments, but you’ll know them instantly when you hear them. There’s no drums or electric guitars here. These instruments were made from animal guts, strings, wood. The atmosphere is perfect for coaxing the living organisms inside of your testicles to swim and dance.
The soundtrack has only a couple serious songs. They usually play during monster encounters. I particularly remember the dark, foreboding song for the grim reaper encounter. It featured a male choir singing a long low note, that felt simultaneously religious and demonic.
HENTAI
The hentai scenes are hardcore, with multiple slides showing the cumshot geysers spraying the women. Their holes, tits, and bodies are laced with jets of white, bubbly semen in virtually every sex scene. The rare time you don’t see baby yogurt dripping from the girl’s tit crack or petals, is during the rare doggystyle scene, where she’s facing the screen. The number of cumshots per scene is impossibly many.
Most of the characters are literally inhuman: Succubi, demon-fairy crossbreeds, fairy-human crossbreeds, etc. The game makes it clear that fairy-human crossbreeding in particular produces big-titted slut mutants. It’s a good cop-out, because you’re hard-pressed to believe any human could have sex like this.
There’s little foreplay preceding initiation of sex in this game. The girl is often already wet. She needs neither dinner, or a movie to get in the mood. Granted, the protagonist is a high-status male that embodies many masculine virtues, so it’s natural the women are sexually drawn to his alpha male swaggery.
The sex scenes are excellent fap material, and paced just right. You can enjoy interludes where the plot moves forward and character relationships grow. Just when you’re starting to crave the next romp, the characters get alone-time on a quiet alley. Often they just sneak for a fuck behind closed doors. The sex scenes don’t even overstay their welcome. Almost every scene, by the time I was ready to unload my tadpoles, the male character orgasmed the final time, concluding the scene.
My favorite sex scenes featured Gladys. The general of Lute’s military is the most badass girl in eroge history. She’s completely alpha in her job, and a total slut in the bedroom. She’s incredibly smart and physically strong, she speaks boastfully like a prideful warrior. She often slings threats of violence at her enemies, and always suggests the most violent solutions to problems facing the Edelland kingdom. Despite her very masculine personality, she manages to retain her feminine charms. Her tone of voice flips like a switch when she’s feeling romantic. She’s submissive in bed, letting her king do anything with her body.
There’s a scene where Gladys is feeling insecure of Lute’s feelings towards her. She’s craving for attention. The scene turns into a romantic affirmation of the couple’s love, complete with a full-course meal of sex. The scene features tittyfucking, doggystyle vaginal sex, tit milking, creampies, facials. The scene lasted a good while with multiple gorgeous CGs showing Gladys’ milk tanks fucked and laced with seminal fluids. The sex continued for many minutes after the first cumshots, with Gladys’ boobs drenched in a mixture of milk and cum while Lute rammed into her pussy. As sex scenes go, that was fucking good porn.
The game’s unofficial mascot, the succubus Shamsiel, also gets plenty of screen time. Anytime the story is getting stale, Shamsiel jumps on Lute’s dick and drains the semen out of his balls. Many women’s dresses in the game are designed to make sex easy to initiate, and Shamsiel’s slutty leotard is exceptionally easy to undress.
The fetishes explored in this game often focus on boobs. Many girls lactate gallons of milk out of their flesh bags, despite not being pregnant. They give out daily boobjobs to the male protagonist that conclude in massive cum showers. The sex positions explored include doggystyle, missionary, and cowgirl.
CONCLUDING WORDS
Funbag Fantasy: Sideboob Story is an excellent hentai game. It’s one of the best pornographic visual novels I’ve ever played. The story is entertaining beyond just the sex, while the sex scenes are good for an encore. The dialog between the quirky characters is fun, though sometimes filled with ye olde English. All the art assets are very high quality.
I recommend this game to fans of gigantic knockers. Download Funbag Fantasy: Sideboob Story.
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