Eroge Geopolitics: The Annexation of Lingobard
Written by Otaku Apologist
King Lute Hende of Edelland survived all assassination attempts against him. By virtue of his wit, tenacity, and help from his harem, his Lewdness came out on top. After confirming the guiltiness of his enemies and sentencing them accordingly, this epic hentai visual novel presented its first branching choice: To trigger article 9 of the armistice treaty and annex Lingobard, or pussy out like a bitch motherfucker?
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It was the nephew of the king of Lingobard, Argent, who tried killing Lute with plot-convenient magic. Lingobard is a small nation whose military was crushed by General Gladys in the first installment of the Funbag Fantasy franchise. Members of the Lingobardian royal family were naturally very bitter about the political ass rape. Argent acted upon his family’s vengeful feelings and devised multiple plans to kill King Lute. But every plot against the Tits-Loving King backfired on Argent’s bitch boy face. His crimes were exposed and he confessed.
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Annexing the buffer state between two semi-hostile nations is an act of war. With Lingobard now part of Edelland, the country shares a border with Fronce. Until Lute Hende can establish bilateral sexual relations with the queen of Fronce, whose giant boobies are the greatest in porn gaming history, the situation poses an existential threat to the peace on the Eurodian continent.
As a response to Edelland’s “unprovoked” military actions, Fronce restricted their brassiere imports. The sanctions hit Edelland’s economy hard, and the chance of riots is real. The attacks against Lute Hende will not stop until he can dispose of the scheming Marquis Cuvier in Fronce. When the Tits-Loving King is formally invited by Cuvier to discuss Fronce’s brassiere sanctions, Lute devises his most clever plan yet. He travels to Fronce with Shamsiel, secretly accompanied by the general of his army, Gladys.
The ingenious deception of King Lute was to fake bad relations with Gladys. Lute made his soldiers spread rumors that reached Gladys’ ears, and the ears of Cuvier’s spies. Edelland’s indomitable army general is not married to the king yet, and feels insecure. Cuvier thinks Lute is weak, he drops his guard.
When the Tits-Loving King enters Fronce on his diplomatic mission to negotiate the lifting of brassiere sanctions, he is escorted by the two women whose support solidifies his grip on the throne.
After a cold exchange of veiled insults and threats between Marquis Cuvier and Lute, Gladys, and Shamsiel, the Edellanders withdraw for rest. The battle that will determine the fate of the two greatest kingdoms on Eurodia will be fought another day. There is a time for war, and there is a time for love. Gladys is itching to get her titties sucked by his King, which Queen Shamsiel graciously permits. She leaves the room and lets the two lovebirds enjoy some private time of tittyfucking and pussy pounding.
Little did Shamsiel realize what her rival in love was plotting. Emboldened by Lute’s recent passionate words of their future royal wedding during their last vaginal intercourse, the purple-haired buxom babe manipulates Lute into a fervor of lust. Gladys lets him drink her tit pudding straight from the nipples. Edelland’s young king loses all self-control, and pumps several steaming hot loads in the classic cowgirl position into the fertile army general, assuredly making her pregnant. Meanwhile he lubricates her tit crack by milking her humongous breasts during sex, like this bitch is some fucking cow from a farm.
Gladys’ plan comes full circle when Lute dips his dick between her milk-lubed jugs. A ferocious tittyfuck ensues, and Gladys announces boastfully, she will make the king cum so many times, she will leave nothing for Queen Shamsiel to squeeze out. But as always, the crafty succubus is not so easily deceived. In a mind-blowing plot twist, she heard everything from their orgasmic screams to Gladys’ venomous words of betrayal.
Gladys’ betrayal of the succubus’ trust will not go unpunished. The deciding battle for the heart of Edelland’s perverted king is approaching, and it will be fought between the sheets and the creaking beds.
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