A woman’s tanlines are God’s way of marking females blessed with maximum fertility. A golden tan is sexually enticing from the male perspective, because of that sweet insinuation that the woman is economically so well off, she can afford to linger on a beach. A tanned woman is a commoner princess, a soft stress ball to squeeze while she rides your cock till sunset.

Competing for sexual access in a competitive dating market is a humiliating experience for the average man. When they feel like dumping your ass, they can trade up. There’s plenty of cocks ready to ride her. It’s time to give up on the game, time to stop improving yourself to match the expectations of your local princesses.

Take the easy way out. While masturbating to these fine tanned bitches, get yourself a silky-soft cock sleeve.

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