Written by Otaku Apologist

Internet porn is a world of hustlers. PornGeek is the low testosterone version of ThePornDude, which is a neatly categorized list of the best porn sites in the English speaking web. While you would expect this shameless copycat to be ripping off ThePornDude, as he boasts about in the footer of his site, both websites are actually owned by the entrepreneur Geoffrey Celen.

PornGeek is the ultimate self-loathing beta male, still a virgin, living with her loving mother. He wears a dazzling fedora that he tips for the ladies, and boasts a cute unshaven neck beard below his double chin.

There’s absolutely no difference between the two sites. It’s a list of links to various porn sites, ranked hierarchically based on quality. The only difference is the branding and color scheme: ThePornDude is alpha, PornGeek is beta.

The site has a dominant blue background color, oozing with melancholy. The crushing sadness of the PornGeek’s socially isolated virgin lifestyle is epitomized in his depressing soyboy face that gloats with an exaggerated fake smile lacking any semblance of self-confidence.

The websites listed on PornGeek.com are all stolen from ThePornDude, and there aren’t even links to the original reviews which the rankings are based upon. If you would like to read the actual written reviews of these bastions of online porn, refer to ThePornDude’s blog.

There are over 1000 links to various porn websites on PornGeek.com, most of them totally free. If you’ve been looking for new safe porn outlets to visit, check out this sad fuck.