Written by Rastafoo69, edited by Otaku Apologist
Puzzled Life, a 3D porn visual novel game developed by VincenzoM. Released March 25, 2018. Free to play. Download for PC Windows or Mac OS. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.
You’ve moved back home with your stepmom and stepsister. You don’t yet know it, but these ladies are horny and full of sexual desires! When people get horny, non-blood family ties are definitely not going to stop them!
STORY
The writing in this game is terrible. This is the final and completed version of the game, but there’s a typo even in the main menu. Outside of the bad grammar and spelling, there isn’t an overall story to tie things together.
Your stepmother Helen is very lonely, and your totally unrelated sister Stephanie just wants to fit in. The sister’s story line has the better plot of hte two ladies. She wants you to teach her about sex.
The game is super linear. Talk to a girl and read through events, then solve a puzzle to earn a sex scene. The game ends after you’ve impregnated both women. The story is damn predictable.
GAMEPLAY
Puzzled Life is a visual novel created in the Unity Game Engine. This means the game is prone to randomly stopping, glitching, or freezing entirely. Closing this game might be difficult when that happens. There is no dialogue skip button, everything is done by mouse. If this game was created in Renpy, none of these problems would exist.
Although the game features a world map, it’s a largely superficial feature. Click a location, find the girl, and click on her to initiate dialogue. Progressing the story requires the completion of various puzzles.
If you’ve played Sudoku, you can easily handle these puzzles. One puzzle type is a simplified variation on Sudoku, while the others require the same level of logic. There is nothing special or revolutionary to talk about.
Playing the game you may unlock “puzzle skips”, to bypass a puzzle that proves too difficult for you. Outside of the main story, you can do optional “puzzle cards” to see sexy photos that don’t advance the story.
On multiple occasions, I completed a scene, but it was unavailable in the gallery. This game is buggy.
GRAPHICS
The art is comprised of 3D CGs and animations. Each character has realistic body proportions and mannerisms.
Stephanie is your busty virgin stepsister, and she’s a total cutie. She looks like a realistic young lady, with an average face and a humble demeanor. Banging the MILF is nice, but Stephanie is definitely best girl.
I love that each character in this game has a realistic facial structure. They aren’t picture perfect. They have flaws, their faces aren’t fully symetrical, and that’s okay. There are no anorexic bleach blondes in this game.
The absurd dick size of your character is laughable. It makes for a great porno, but also pulls you out of the moment. A more realistic dick size would make the sex scenarios more believable.
There are short animations throughout the game. For example, you have an animated handjob and a simple sex loop in the cowgirl position. The problem is, the animations aren’t always fluid, and they’re usually too short. Most of the times, the girl will not drop herself fully onto the dick. She only takes in the tip.
VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)
Puzzled Life has no voice acting.
Sound effects are limited and most commonly used during puzzles. The sounds only play when you confirm an action, or when the game gives you positive feedback on something you did. This is fine, but I wish a more diverse array of sound effects were used, especially during sexual sequences. The fucking is way too silent without lewd audio cues.
MUSIC
Puzzled Life has no musical score.
HENTAI
Puzzled Life has 26 sex scenes, most of which feature your stepmom and stepsister. Players can input a cheat code to remove the “step” from their names, if you so choose.
Featured sex positions are the typical cowgirl and missionary. Animations are often flawed but still erotic to view. Dialogue is predictable but believable. This is a very middle of the road erotic experience.
The game ends when you have a threesome with your stepmom and stepsister, getting both of them pregnant. Many players think that’s the best scene, but I disagree! The absolute best scene is when you’re fucking the stepsister on a nude beach and someone catches you! He doesn’t blackmail you or anything, he just smirks and moves on! That was hot!
Vaginal sex comes late in the game. Most of the scenes are a slow burn with a focus on handjobs and groping. This makes the creampies all the more exciting when you finally get to them!
CONCLUDING WORDS
Puzzled Life is a free porn game with fun little puzzles to mix things up. As an erotic 3D visual novel, its writing and visuals are average quality, but the taboo sex scenes are incredibly hot! You can download Puzzled Life guilt-free for PC Windows or Mac OS. You can support the developer on his humble Patreon.
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