Written by Otaku Apologist

Since reaching league 3, my progress in Cunt Wars has been sluggish. I’m still missing about 700 might from the 10000 recommend might, to reach league 2. While grinding patiently towards this goal, my card collection has been growing. Most of my commons, rares, and epics are now level 10-17. With so much power, I’ve finally been able to start farming the final bosses in The Pit.

The game’s developer Hooligapps is as greedy as always, putting out event after event to coax the dollars out of fappers. Protein Milkshake event introduced only four new Nature cards into the game, and a small but significant buff to Bastet. I spent only €40 on this event, and got exactly what I wanted from the gacha: Three more levels for my Bastet. Sick value!

If you missed it, read our official unbiased review of Cunt Wars.

This event was ass. The patch completely messed up my experience. The game was crashing more than usual, I suffered severe lag, visual glitches, and other shenigans. There was a short period of time when I practically couldn’t play on neither Firefox or Chrome. After sending out several bug reports to the developer, they did something to make the game just about playable on Chrome. On Firefox, I still have problems. It’s amazing that a company that makes insane cash from their multiple free to play browser titles cannot provide a stable experience for players. You bastards need to fire some slackers, and replace shitters with people who are actually worth your dime.

Regardless of how glitchy this game continues to be, Cunt Wars remains the closest thing to a hentai game I actually enjoy playing. That’s why I give you fuckers money, even though it seems that your upper management wastes my dollars on vodka and hookers rather than better tech and server infrastructure. It’s 2019, please get your act together already, thank you!

At this point, I’m used to disappointments. No matter the shit you or this garbage industry throws at me, no power in the world can stop me from leveling up my bitches.

Bastet has been my weakest card for a long time, but too useful to discard due to her abilities. I was happy to finally increase her power to levels where she can murder high-level Athenas with 70+ HP. Fuck Athena to hell.

I have spent years searching for hentai games I actually enjoy playing. Nearly every time I attempt any new releases that come out on the western market, I want to physically remove the developers and piss on their graves. It’s like you sick whores aspire to make shitty games on purpose because you know the statistics on divorce and IQ drops. I keep defaulting back to playing Cunt Wars, because every other game I try leaves me so disappointed, I don’t even bother writing about it. And that’s why my Bastet is now level 12.

She’s apparently a redhead now, with no clue what to do with ribbons. Start playing Cunt Wars.

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