Written by Rastafoo69, edited by OtakuApologist

Hina’s Online Porn Adventure, a hentai RPG developed by Almonds & Big Milk. Released October 9, 2016. Download on DLSite for $14.00. For PC Windows. No voice acting. Censored genitals. Available in English and Japanese.

Keiko was living a normal life. Suddenly she was trapped inside a virtual reality video game! She needs to conquer the dungeons and face the game developer before it’s too late! There’s just one problem: She’s trapped in a hentai game!

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STORY

The plot of this game is basically from the anime Sword Art Online. Keiko is trapped inside a video game and needs to level up a bunch to escape. Her gamertag is “Hina”, so that’s what she’s called by most characters.

In the real world, Keiko’s brother is groping her while she sleeps. This doesn’t go anywhere, which was very disappointing. Similarly, the two endings were pretty basic. Either she stays in the video game forever or she escapes and lives a normal life. Both endings are under a minute in length, which left me feeling dissatisfied after my journey.

Considering the empty building and unused NPCs, it feels like the developer wanted to do more. The game is called the “SIE Program”, which stands for sexual intercourse ecstacy. It has tons of features like containing sex to certain zones and only allowing consensual sex. Since there aren’t enough women playing the game, male characters can purchase NPC sex slaves.

I was hoping the developer would give a long speech about his little utopia and perfect society, but he never did! When you meet him, he’s fallen in love with Keiko and only has a few lines! This was a totally wasted opportunity.

Some of the dialogue in this game is funny, but there’s not enough of it. For example, Keiko comments that this game “is a lot more advanced than my Wii U”. It made me chuckle and made me wish for more moments like this.

GAMEPLAY

Hina’s Online Porn Adventure was created in RPG Maker VX Ace. Movement is controlled with your PC keyboard’s arrow keys. Press Z to interact with people and objects. There is no dialogue skip.

Kill enemies and return to town for items. There are no inns and enemies do not drop gold. Instead, you find items like silver ore, which you sell for gold.

You’re never told this, but a virgin route is impossible. Completing the game is totally random and requires sex. You need to recruit Grigals to your party, have sex until his invisible friendship stat is above 20, become a free-use whore at the sex shop, and eventually meet him there. Without this knowledge, it is impossible to complete the game, so most players are screwed.

The game has tons of features that never get used well. A crafting system is available, but never necessary. Players can upgrade unique character classes, but most of them are never needed. Although you gain new abilities until level 40, the game can be completed easily at level 25. The game will last four hours if you travel alone. If you recruit a partner, you can complete the game in two hours.

GRAPHICS

The art style is the Japanese anime style. There are nine unique images, and 14 sex scenes. These repeated artworks are the reason why the men never have faces. All of the focus is always on Keiko.

Keiko is always drawn as a gorgeous babe. She has B-cup breasts and great hips to complement her pigtails, scarlet eyes, sexy boots, and a cute white skirt!

Standing art is occasionally used, but only for Keiko. She only has one expression. I wish her standing art was more varied! It would make for a more lively experience.

Stock assets are used throughout the game, making for a visually plain experience. One dungeon is ice, another is fire, and there’s never a reason given as to why. Stock assets are fine when used well, but this developer used them in the most generic way possible. There is no way to tell this game apart from any other, except for Keiko’s unique character sprite.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

Hina’s Online Porn Adventure has no voice acting.

All sound effects are stock RPG Maker assets. From sex to combat, all assets have been done to death already. Whether its a sword strike or a fireball spell, there are no unique assets to be found. While other indie titles may use these sound effects in unexpected ways, this one goes the distance with safe and predictable sound design.

MUSIC

The soundtrack has 150 songs in total. The developer dragged in the stock RPG maker library, but didn’t use most tracks. In fact, all four dungeons have exactly the same background music. Four hours and four dungeons, all using one track.

A fast violin establishes the tension of a scene in battles. This doesn’t make up for the fact that the main menu is completely silent with no music whatsoever. The fact is, you’re better off muting this game entirely, and that’s sad.

HENTAI

There are 14 sex scenes and nine unique CGs.

The sex scenes are always short, and only feature a few lines of dialogue. Rather than developing the tension and the excitement, all the men in this game cum in only a minute! Keiko herself admits she isn’t satisfied!

Four gangbang scenes are available where Keiko is sandwiched between a group of men. Most scenes focus on your party members wanting sex in exchange for loyalty. One guy was a pornstar in the real world, and is great in the bedroom! Another guy was your friend in real life, and is taking advantage of you. Sadly, the dialogue doesn’t emphasize these dynamics.

The recollection room can only be accessed by talking to the sign in front of the tutorial building, 21 times. Do not save game! There is no way to leave the scene room after you access it.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Hina’s Online Adventure is an indie hentai title with a fantastic premise. Being trapped inside of a pornographic video game means Hina can never get pregnant, so she’s free to have as much sex as she wants! Although the stock assets and grindy gameplay can turn off players, the sex scenes are definitely worth checking out.

Download Hina’s Online Adventure. If you love this developer and his work, check out our review for Mellow Pink!

Overall
2.4
  • Graphics
  • Gameplay
  • Story
  • Music
  • SFX
  • Hentai